My Thoughts and beliefs (more to come) |
*Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy
*The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw
*The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels
*The first question I ask m...
Posted by Mr. Williams on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:06:00 PST |
My Confessions |
*Guy Confessions *NAME: UMARU WILLIAMSI have watched porn: YUPI have played/cheated on a girl: NOPEIve slept naked: YUPI play video games: NOT AS MUCH AS I USED TOI wear boxers to bed: SOMETIMESIve th...
Posted by Mr. Williams on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:07:00 PST |
Yo Mama Jokes |
Remember It's just a joke, it's not ment to offend anyone, but if you do get offended well.....GET A LIFE
Yo mama''''''''s so dumb, her favorite color is clear!
Yo mama is so fat, when she step...
Posted by Mr. Williams on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 08:01:00 PST |
Random Jokes |
Remember it's just a joke, it's not ment to offend anyone, but if you do get offended.....GET A LIFE!
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH
My computer is like Britne...
Posted by Mr. Williams on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 08:22:00 PST |
Blonde Jokes (Guarantee to make you laugh) |
Bad reception
A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, "How much is is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we dont sell to blondes."
The next day she came...
Posted by Mr. Williams on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 07:32:00 PST |
Blonde Jokes (Guarantee to make you laugh) |
Bad reception
A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, "How much is is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we dont sell to blondes."
The next day ...
Posted by Mr. Williams on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 07:40:00 PST |
Laws Of Sex (Laugh it off) |
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times y...
Posted by Mr. Williams on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 06:50:00 PST |
Laws Of Love |
1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4. ...
Posted by Mr. Williams on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST |
Principles I Believe (read it you'll like it) |
* Nothing is as easy as it looks.
* Everything takes longer than you think.
* Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
* If there is a possibility o...
Posted by Mr. Williams on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 06:32:00 PST |
