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In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.

About Me

Let's chew babies together. Often at their most potent after a 2 month gestation period inside the womb, the best sort of babies will tend to melt in your mouth. Let me tell you, sipping on a nice, aged placenta coctail whilst treating your tastebuds to fresh foetus is a pleasure well earned. I generally like to share the wonders of baby-tasting on first dates - what better way to truly show your inner sincerity to a lovely lady?

My Interests

I enjoy trailing the biometric sugar jellyfish of the South Pacific. Come along with me!

I'd like to meet:

Chet S. for coffee... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Pigblaad, early Popinjay.

Movies:

Sam Peckinpah's Biblical Penis.

Television:

Everybody hates TV, right? RIGHT? Well, I find that TV is the best way to gain weight since hanging out with Jimmy-Sue from the Meat-Packers Union. Please sit by my side as I swell from watching such modern TV gems as The Chipboard Gang, Winkle's Colonic Holiday, & Pork: The Show. Don't forget Dogtanion:

Books:

Feminine Fulfillment, by Martha Sobis

Heroes:

Rick Rubin, Teletubbies, Frank Zappa, Brian Eno, Robert Smith, Chevy Chase, Ryan Oslance.

My Blog

I ain't bandless no more

I found some people.  I like them, they like me.  They play music in a band.  Now I do too.  Have a listen!  http://www.myspace.com/museemecanique
Posted by Carmine Prickins on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST

Much Is Wrong With the World

I don't know how or why it happened, but I've been promoted.  Yes, I'm now salaried, and will soon have my own office.  If you're wondering what the purpose of all this is, well, join the cl...
Posted by Carmine Prickins on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:40:00 PST

In the Yng-rahnd

This is realistic.  Fly fly, plane with drippy perfume and moustache man no twist light, but shine for me anyhow.  Sunrise with sparkle-bits through and through a cloud, brush teeth with Men...
Posted by Carmine Prickins on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:15:00 PST

The Nerm.

It's big! It's here! Hooray for absence of orange hurricanes the size of..  well, Nermal-sized.  I finally got rid of the bastard.  Now, I know I spoke of smashing in his head and putti...
Posted by Carmine Prickins on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:37:00 PST

Yes, yes, yes.

Here's a toast to several (4-ish) hours of Peaches on repeat.  & repeat.  Stop what you're doing, and put on Peaches to enhance whatever it is that you're doing tenfold. I had a better w...
Posted by Carmine Prickins on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:14:00 PST

I Did It.

What are you doing here?  Do you expect to be entertained?  Or perhaps gain some insight toward my inner mechanics?  'Cos if you don't know my shoe size, and what side of the patch bay ...
Posted by Carmine Prickins on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:50:00 PST

3 days are not enough...

...to take away the pain of 50 working hrs in 4 days.  But it helps.   I'm flying to Oregon next month.  Maybe I won't come back.  If only I had the money to 'send for my things at...
Posted by Carmine Prickins on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:01:00 PST

I will accentuate all of my weaknesses.

So, I found my self inside a box of Schnuck's brand vanilla wafers.  I saw that my future lies within my unexplored regions of inactivity.  From now on, I will try to be lazier, ruder, more ...
Posted by Carmine Prickins on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:37:00 PST

WHY SHAZAD SUCKS

Ok.  Shazad had been trying to get discount cigarettes bought cheap at a PX.  No drama in that. He had just had the bad luck to try to cross thatbridge the one day in South Carolin...
Posted by Carmine Prickins on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:48:00 PST

My finger has grown back.

A few days before the whole stomach flu thing, I managed to shear off a good portion of my finger, right beside the nail.  Plenty of blood & flesh was shed during my finger's run-in with the ...
Posted by Carmine Prickins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST