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Efrem

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About Me

well you can take a boy out of ol' dixieland, but you'll naver take ol' dixie from a boy.

sine metu

so you beat me once. if you can't do it twice, you can't do it at all.

My Interests

genetic imperatives, rubik's cubes, climbing on things, text messages, rope swings and cold rivers, seeing the same people every night, especially when it's not just your friends, it's the wait staff.

I'd like to meet:

maybe you, maybe your friend, maybe that guy you know that says he knows me. probably not, though.

Music:

The Protomen!, Franz Ferdinand, The Vines, !!!, Gorillaz, A.F.I., Beck, Muse, Transplants, Cake, NIN, Bad Religion, NoFX, Asobi Seksu, M83, Estradasphere

Movies:

The Star Wars Trilogy, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Dark Crystal, The Labyrinth, Princess Mononoke, Akira, Anchorman, Shaun of the Dead, Office Space

Television:

Smallville, Firefly, Scrubs, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, yes i'm a total nerd.

Books:

Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Dark Tower series, Slaughterhouse Five, Fight Club, American Gods, Neverwhere, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, Slapstick, Faust, A Game of Thrones, Ender's Game, Syrup, the Dune series, "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs", Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Heroes:

is just a man who knows he is free.

My Blog

fuck a john cusack.

No, seriously. Do yourself a favor: 1) Go read Chuck Klosterman's bit in 'Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs about John Cusack. He does it much better than I ever could. 2) Go watch High Fidelity. 3) Go...
Posted by Efrem on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:46:00 PST

dear blog:

dear blog,the guys in my house make fun of me because i have a password on my computer. i don't think it's weird to want to keep my laptop secure, why do they have to be mean?p.s. i didn't want to te...
Posted by Efrem on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

Nothing

makes you feel better about being boring and alone in the middle of the night like wearing slippers and eating oreos with a mug of milk.Honestly, being out of Richmond for a couple of nights is odd. ...
Posted by Efrem on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST

take two and call me in the morning.

     I think it's ridiculous that everyone thinks he's a suit-and-tie sort; the luxuriant silk suits and the finest wines really aren't his cup of tea.  That is to s...
Posted by Efrem on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:39:00 PST

If your name is Alex Turner

Or even if it's not, you should go buy the Arctic Monkey's album, "Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not". It's rad as shit, debuted in the UK at a couple of hundred thousand copies the first...
Posted by Efrem on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:02:00 PST

express

The closest to gay i'll ever get: I love some fuckin' express men's. That store has goddamn class. Black on black pinstripe shirt, sixty bucks? All mine. Every pair of jeans I wear? From Express....
Posted by Efrem on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:34:00 PST