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The CREATOR (but not just yet)

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Where everything is LARGE

We already have a large (but narrowed down) list of things to do while we're in SAN ANTONIO!!! So I don't need any more suggestions, but tips & comments are welcome! Our list includes:SI...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:14:00 GMT

I have ESTROGEN ISSUES

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your je...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:09:00 GMT

Who’s Going?

I was shocked, confused, bewilderedas I entered Heaven's door,Not by the beauty of it all,Nor the lights, nor its decor...But it was the folks in Heavenwho made me sputter and gasp--the thieves, the l...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:07:00 GMT

Just Another Non-Original Blog

 DICTIONARY  FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49 Adventurous........................Slept with everyone. Athletic.................................
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:05:00 GMT

To Blink or Not To Blink...

Last thing I knew, I was young & carefree. My biggest worry was getting a zit. Then I blinked. Now I have a 12 yr. old & 3 more following right behind! I'm afraid to blink again because I'm ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:52:00 GMT

WARNING!

New Public Scam.... I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know. My friend became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.Here's how the sc...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:49:00 GMT

Nick & Jessica?

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him onCBS Sunday  Morning Commentary, Sunday, 12/18/05.Here with at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating  heart: I...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:05:00 GMT

Ask & You Shall Receive

One night, I was at  stranger's door,  standing in the pouring rain, drunk, at 3:00 in the morning... knocking. Maybe I was pounding.   Finally a man comes to the door as...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:03:00 GMT

W T F is going on????

I have been out of commission for a week or 2 & have obviously missed out on a bunch of stuff! I heard from a very reliable (& lovely, I might add) source that something very important is goin...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:48:00 GMT

America

"AMERICA!"    Osama  Bin Laden, your time is short;  We'd  rather you die, than come to court.  Why  are you hiding if it was in God's name?  You...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:11:00 GMT