SEX.
did i get your attention?
i am a one night only, singles only, dance motherfucken party bitches. And i will rock your single socks off. i am only for the 21+, i have $3 wells, wine, and bottles(all of 'em) all night long, and you'll find me at PS 1515 (colfax and madison, by the bluebird) on friday february 17th. i will feature a make out closet, games of spin the bottle, matchmaking magic, the offical "CBSB Hottie Auction," a random sampling of some sleazy and cheesy music, and plenty of conversation hearts.
you want to know more, don't you. you damn voyeur. ok. but if i tell you, you'd better put out.
originally, i was the subject of a discussion one night between casey and the rawkus!. casey said "you know i really like a lot of the cheesy, kinda sleazy R&B" and the rawkus! said "completely! i got a decent sized collection of it..you're talking about the older stuff we listened to in junior high, like wreckx-n-effect, color me badd, new edition..that type shit, right? and this conversation gave birth to a few hours spent in front of allmusicguide and itunes, which, if i do say so myself, yielded a bountiful load of pure unadulterated sleaze classics...classics to remind you of the first time you went to second base with jennifer winston outside of shop class. (oh wait, did i say that out loud?) then, like a bright light of goodnees from the heavens, casey was blessed with the brilliant idea of a "singles only party." where we could play this stuff for valentines day (which usually sucks anyways), and i (yes, your own personal myspace friend, the cheeseball sleaze ball) was conceived.
bottom line..we have a ton of cool single friends that don't know each other, that might like each other, that might want to get it on. and what better way to bring them together than a damn party?
a few nights later, haderster and the rawkus! sat down for a cold $5 pitcher of bud light and brainstormed, during which haderster was whacked in the head, and said "let it be called the cheeseball sleaze ball." and there you have it. tbc...
