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About Me



Hi there, my name is steve whatever you call me is up to you, aslong as its steve or strap on steve then i dont care =).

Anyway yeh so i have a obsession with throwing parties, ive enjoyed throwing them for at least 2 years now and every single one of them has been such a good laugh. I'm studying to become a counsellor ive just completed year two of the course hopefully i will be on year three next year. I know its going to be better than working in morrisons for the rest of my life.

I know who i can and cant trust, and to be honest im very greatful of all my friends there always there when you need them. I know ive done plenty of mistakes and its time to learn from them.

My friends are amazing i cannot ask for anything else of them because they are all so unique in each way, also you never know whats going to come when you turn at that corner and going to smack you dead in the face, so its good to just slow down.

My Interests

I love throwing parties

i love chips and salad cream godlike =D

hanging out with friends

Im addicted to scrubs i own series 1-6 just need 7 & 8

The film 300 is the greatist film ever to come out

Micheal jackson is the best dancer on this earth!

Going to see movies im a big movie buff

Spending ridiculous amounts of money on crap (gadgets and stuff)

I can cook i just cant be assed.

im pretty sure ma dad thinks im a looser

i am the king of egg fried sarnis

i fear about putting my trousers on without socks

i hate my job

september is the month for me

I'd like to meet:

i have met all the people that i want, but anybody who has a good sense of humour and likes acting way younger than they actaully are then you would get along with me =).

My friends are amazing =)

"things that you want the most are harder to have"

Music:

Blink-182

green day

papa roach

Micheal Jackson

zebrahead

hoobastank

muse

less than jake

limp bizkit

Dizzee rascal

Movies:

300

Cloverfield

clerks 2

me myself and irene

meet dave

Television:

scrubs

Top Gear

Mock the week

who's line is it anyway?

Jimmy carr

Jeff Dunham

Literally the most funniest thing on TV!

Books:

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Heroes:

Noora
Noora has always been there for me ever since the first day i met her. She is one of my most trusted and respected friends, and i love her to bits for being in my life. I am proper lucky and very much honoured to have her as a friend. We used to go out with each other, but im always comfortable with her, and she makes me laugh about anything. =)
All in all she is the most important person in my life and i would do absolutely anything for her =).
Wraggy
Ive known this bad boy quite a while to be honest with you, can't remember exactly when though. I do know that he had one of the best 18th birthday partys that i have ever been to. Was quite the night to remember I got smashed on VODKA made everyone do the macarana and I mean everyone! There house was filled with people doing the dance and i loved it!
Anyway me and him have become rather close friends over these past few months iv'e helped him in quite a few situations and he's helped me in more than one way. Which i do respect him for because there's not many people who do that for me (im quite complicated). Iv'e put him on my hero's list because he does deserve to be there he is indeed a sound guy probably one of the most soundist ive met in my life and I owe him quite alot, it's always a pleasure to chill with him and ride in his punto(sport) =P haha he's just the guy you have to love.
Dave "Nipple"Jerrom
He is an absolute dream boat *quivvers at the knees* haha well i have only just started being friends with this guy again. To be honest im glad i have he hasnt changed one bit. He's still big headed and very sure of it but thats what makes you laugh about him. Just his confidence about things really does suprise me, i have had some really good times with this lad hes always been there for me especially recently.
I can remember our times at gorse where ledgendary, the night at the pomona where i have a picture of him puking up in his hand (great night). He always knows the right things to say to make me laugh, I wonder what it would be like to be married to him =P is they wierd? =P
But seriously just a very generous all round nice guy and any of you out there would be privilidged to be his friend, i know i am =).
Toni! The funky guru =D
Well i have no idea how this girl got into my life but seriously im really glad she did =). Ive put her on my hero list for one reason only she is such an amazing person =). Apart from her amazing tan she really has looked out for me so much over the past few weeks and has helped me out with alot. And just let it be known i made up her amazingly cool nickname "the funky guru" which hopefully she like =P. She really has started to make me realise alot about myself which i thought id forgotten and the fact she knows what shes talking about and acts like a immature 2 year old is an added bonus in my opinion. She always knows the right things to say to make me smile and to be honest she deserves every thing for making me smile =). Im defenitly honoured to know her, (thats alot considering i have never met her) and i cant wait to meet her =) (just hope she thinks the same about me =P). I love her creative side (acting) and performing in musicals shes always on the move to do something different, overall toni the funky guru i can always count on you to cheer me up and make me laugh and have wierd conversations with me about unicorns, your such an amazingly wierd person (but thats what i love about you the most) and i really think your soooo cool for using the words chuck and cocka without sounding un-cool =). love ya lots darlin =D=D=D Zoom ZOOM Zoom =)=P
LubyLou! XD
Louise! =) well what can i say this girl is an absolute diamond, she really is. To be honest i always wonder how the hell she comes away from what shes just been through and still smile =). Now that takes alot of courage to do that, and she deserves my respect and everyone else's to =). From day 1 of meeting her on the wall of the library, she has always been this bright, funny and chilled out girl that anyone could get along with.
She always wants to dance which i love about her, her parties are e-mense even for little get-togethers. Even when she is upset about something, she gets happy very quickly because she always knows that her friends will rally around her. She always looks out for friends and i am eternally grateful for that. Overall luby has always been and will always be a extremely genuine very happy person who loves to dance =D. To be honest she has gone through so much and come out the other end smiling. This is why she is one of my best friends and i always love dancing to bon jovi with her even if its just us two and we look like fools haha ;)
VERITY!
The ledgend, thats one word that will always describe this girl she has gone through such a transformation since i last saw her. She used to be this take no nonsense punk with really spikey hair, a red irish coat and patches all around it. When I first met her she scared the hell out of me mostly because of how loud she was =P but when you get to know who she is you have got yourslef such a good friend. I have always thought of how her and luby would make a great couple =P i have always thought that with ma and dave so haha. I can always remember how she wudnt take no shit off anyone especially chavs, putting that aside she always has a nice vibe about her. also puts herself out for people and never lets anyone down =). Her friends mean alot to her and her friends think alot about her i know i do for a fact. She is like theigh ledgend of ledgends and i really am honoured to be her friend.
GAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! XD
So now we come to the one and only-gazz I met this chunky boy way back say 5 years ago at my first gig I ever went to which was Alkaline trio. I kinda owe him my life to be honest he saved my ass from getting trampled on in trio's pit. He told me a dredful story about him in a pit and getting his head trampled on and i havnt gone in one since haha. I OWE HIM. HAHA then after the gig he spent the entire time shouting out to random whores, prostitutes and slags how big my penis is =S cheers man......cheers =P. He's the guy you just like to squeeze to be honest =P haha. He's a loveable character always has been even when he's angry something about him is just so loveable. He's the guy you can always go up to and ask for his opinion and you know he won't say a word to people if you get on his good side that is =p. If your on his bad side then the GUN SHOW will come out! oh yeh ;) =P hahaha
He enjoys life to the best of his ability always puts his friends before him, will protect them if there in trouble with give advice if they need it. He's that guy you want as your friend but the only people who know they wont get to be his friend will try and make him feel bad about himself. If you do, do this then get ready to taste wood and blood in your mouth because like everyone else in this world he doesnt like it =). He has the biggest arms ive ever seen on a guy his age and he loves them =S which is rather gay but end of the day hes a dude with guns in his arms hes that ledgend! =D keep it real gazz ;).
ellie-bob
=D<<<< thats all this is to know about this girl to be honest that she will make you smile no matter what the occasion is. I can't remember exactly how i met her but when i did we became so close. (as friends) i mean =P she always used to run up to me with a big grin on her face and hug me =D which is the best thing about her to be honest-her smile =). She's an all round funny girl (especially when she is drunk) =P haha. She would always come to me with her problems and me likewise we'd always keep each other in a balance of happiness if one person was sad then the other would go out of there way for them no matter what.
I hope i don't loose her as a friend bcos she means a hell of alot to me and she always makes me smile =D lv ya ellen! XD
JOSIE "Tinkle" Wood!
YAY! its JOSIE! thats something that id usually shout out when i see her =). Well to first start off what a person to know and hang out with she is ultimatly one of the most soundist people i know =). Shes had literally every hair colour known to man she also has a reputation for getting her cheeks permanently stuck in the "=)" position. Theres never been a moment where ive come across her and shes been sad =S. Which is a good thing, yes it is. I first met her when she randomly came round to one of my partys i didnt find out until the end where she told me she is one of my best friends sisters. Which i was indeed very pleased about because I have heard so much about her in the past and i was dying to meet her =).
To be honest i wasnt dissapointed with the outcome =) she always appreciates nice things said about her but most of all she always appreciates a HUUUUUG! =D.
Theres not a bad thing to be said about Josie you can ask anyone that knows her, shes just an all round general lovely bubbly person to have as a friend and to be honest i would not change her for any other way. =)
Aimee Wragg!
Aimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Followed by a huge hug =D I love going round to her house because thats how i great her everytime i see her and to be honest she has one of the best hugs ever =D. This girl has made me realise alot about people for one the friends that you thought you wernt close to end up being the best friends in the world ;). From the day that i met her and her great buddy cazzle, i knew that it wasnt going to be one of those occurances that you see a person for the first time and thats it.
As the days went on we became such good friends, its only recently that i found out how much of a good friend she is. Always thinking the best of people unless you have been mean to her in which case stand back! =P She is one of the most random people ever coming out with stuff i have never even heard off before which always puts a smile on my face =D.
Her 14th birthday party was an absolute success me and all her friends made the day all about her even if they got paraletic =P. Even at such a young age she has sucha caring a sensitive side, one time we found this drunk on the streets crying,depressed and we cudnt hear a word that he was saying whilst everybody was laughing at him me and aimee stood up to the challenge of being there for the poor guy. That showed me aswell as being amazingly funny, supportive, random and v.happy she also has a v.mature side to her.
She has many talents, she is an amazing singer which brings a tear to my eye she plays guitar and piano all at the same time =O =P hahaha. She has always been there for me and i enjoy every single second socialising with her, i hope we stay friends for a hell of a long time and i really do hope she gets what she wants in life because she certainly does deserve it =). love you aimee! =D
Cazzle mcgee
Caz! =D aimee's best friend =Dive decided to put her on here because no matter what she always makes me laugh plus she laughs at me aswell. Which she is one of the only people in this entire world that does =P. Yep she gets me i get along so well with her unfortunatly i dont see her alot any more =( just on yearly visits to the wragg household (aimess partys) haha oh and on random occasions in morrisons where she tries to fool around with what ever im doing =P
Even though i dont see her anymore she still makes me laugh on the tinterweb and through text im still yet to meet her boyfriend apparently hes a hunk and no i wont steal him off you =P shes just a generally funny happy all-round nice person and you wud feel honoured to have her as your friend i know i am =)

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