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Mark of the Beast

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About Me

IF MEAT IS MURDER AND DAIRY IS RAPE, THEN I'M IN SOME SERIOUS FUCKIN' TROUBLE. Can I Anne Frank it at yours til the heat's off? I am one part of the staff of the fanzine known as Analog Apocalypse. And guess what? That shit is loose on the streets, so keep your fuckin' eyes peeled and buy a copy because frankly, we need the money. And the attention.
Apart from that, I like a lot of stuff but then again, I hate more stuff. I'm subversive, neurotic, and very, very easily bored. I have a bit of a quick temper but I don't take it out on people, more inanimate objects. I'm more of a cat person than a dog person, which tends to get you called "FAG" a bit but I can live with your horrible aspersions on my sexuality. Which by the way, is hetero. Just so we're all on the same page here ... ahem. I listen to Annihilation Time while I do the dishes. I drink beer in the shower.
One of my hobbies is taking photos of bands. I know I'm shite at it, but I enjoy it. So there. Have a look in my photo thing if you think you might give a fuck. There's a cornucopia of bands coming this year, so I'll be sure to snap off lots and put the best up.
And the rest you can fucking well find out for yourself ... you cat loving homo.
I LIKE PICTURES. I made this one WITH A CAM-E-RA. In German, the word is "Kamera". Plural is: "Kameras". Easy no?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Donald Rumsfeld. Tell you who I DON'T want to meet, that's the Sand People ... brrr ... ask around. They're real.


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Oh tell me why ....

So here we find ourselves again, at Monday. It seems like it was Monday only a week ago, which is probably due to the fact, that it was indeed a week ago. Exactly. Creepy, no?Nobody really seems to li...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 04:35:00 GMT

Things, stuff and shit, what not

OK, hopefully there are a few of you out there that eagerly await the new issue of Analog Apocalypse ... a few? One or two, whatever. Uncle Matty and Pencilhead have been hard at work and as usual, I ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:41:00 GMT

American Cheeseburger

If I manage to get a hold of any of their records, I'll edit this and use it in the review section of the next Analog Apocalypse issue but, I'm just so excited about these fuckers right now, I gotta t...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:03:00 GMT

Germany's Next Top Clotheshanger

Possibly the most hilarious show on television. I mean that. I can't recall the last time I laughed so hard at the Teacher/Mother/SecretLover we call Telly. I won't go into details, but one certain co...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:55:00 GMT

Kurzehosewetter

Dig it: shorts weather. But Friday brings rain and you know what that means ... uh huh, pants weather again. For shame. And there I was just getting used to wielding my fluoro-tubesque pegs.But the go...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:12:00 GMT

The unbearable lightness of ...

... being continually baffled by other people's blatant stupidity.I have this new hobby, where I randomly check out these supposed 'COOL NEW PEOPLE' that lurk in that little box to the top right there...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:26:00 GMT

Musings

While I while away the hours, awaiting Mr Nothereyet to fix the holes smashed into our abode yesterday by plumbers, I have a moment to reflect.Meat is Murder. Dairy is Rape. If this is the case, then ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:16:00 GMT

Duuude ...

It's the start of the weekend ... the dishes are done, the daily ambulance has driven by no doubt transporting someone in a real hurry to get out of the Kilburn area (can you blame them? Me neither), ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:28:00 GMT

OW MY FUCKING EARS

Lucky me got a free (or, so I think) ticket to see the original lineup of Dinosaur Jr. last night at the Guv'naah and WHAT THE FUCK? It was brilliant and LOUDER than the end of the world. Lou Barlow (...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:10:00 GMT

Ah ...

... I forgot to mention this ... treatment for BPPV includes sleeping semi-recumbent for two night. This I felt, would be best achieved on the couch. I woke up around 5am and flicked on the telly to w...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:22:00 GMT