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mr terrific

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

i'm cynical
cold
calculating
masochistic
gallant
flexible
bad with numbers
good with animals
i recently started surfing
i have an 'okay' relationship with most of my ex's
its hard for people to not like me, unless i really give them a reason
i drive offensively
i still dont have my passport
i say i'm not very good with people
but i am
very engaging
im overly analytical
too smart for my own good
i steal my own thunder
i'm a soft spoken & heart broken
i'm the illegitimate son of accident prone degenerates
i have impossible tells at poker
my Jungian archetype is (eNTj)
i've lived all over the country, and consider no place home
i am a Byronic hero
i'm the guy who will crash your party carrying a Teddy Ruxpin with a Slayer tape

im so horny the crack of dawn better watch its self around me-

I'm on IMDB!!!!

My Interests

tattoos, cars, movies, technology, working out, motorcycles, martial arts, indigeonous weapons, cooking, philosophy, absract art, symmetry, filmnoir, walking crosstown, driving, exploring, finding 'hidden treasures' on craigslist, meeting my childhood idols, women, meeting people, comedy, physics, free thought, existenialism,

I'd like to meet:

any one who can tell me how many times im in this video

Music:

briana gerber / briana alyssa / plastic gem / pattern's way (whatever she's calling herself this week, lilly allen, amy winehouse, handsome boy modeling school, lovage, frank zappa, the mothers of invention, dangerdoom, dangermouse, gorillaz, alien ant farm, aerosmith, 30 seconds to mars, murs, powerman 5000, elvis costello, the streets, tricky, pj harvey, massive attack, Maren, sevendust, foo fighters, david bowie, del tha funkee homosapien, deltron 3030, hieroglyphics, the avalanches, monster magnet, louis armstrong, presidents of the united states of america, Alecia Demner, pattern's way, glass massy, anodyne, mc chris, aerosmith, black flag, tsol, cobra starship, gnarls barkley, mashups, dropstar, pandorabox, dan the automater, the tiger lillies, tom lehrer

Movies:

21 grams, the apartment, intermission, thank you for smoking, some like it hot, Apocalypse now, the magnificent seven, the transporter, ocean's eleven, from hell, a knight's tale, coffee and cigarettes, resident evil, pulp fiction, nosferatu, To catch a thief, super troopers, Hulk, the big lebowski, Jaws, Blade Runner, Strangers on a train, six shooter, cabin fever, a guide to recognizing your saints, ocean's 12, reservoir dogs, fear and loathing in las vegas,city of god, the jerk, the goonies, v for vendetta

Television:

entourage
firefly
nip/tuck
scrubs
smallville
the history channel
venture brothers
Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
Rescue me
south park

Books:

my bookshelf is full of books ranging from like, communist china's strategy in the nuclear era, to the guerrilla filmmakers handbook, to how to make money like a porn star- as far as fiction goes, i have mainly chuck palanuik books, i like essays and such last thing i read was kloisterman - Sex, Drugs, and cocoa puffs.

currently reading -
irvine welsh - filth,
hunter s thompson - the curse of Lono,
chuck palahniuk - diary
tucker max - i hope they serve beer in hell
jared diamond - guns, germs, and steel

Heroes:

green lantern
green arrow
superman
batman
wonderwoman
the flash
the 1926 allblacks
captain america

My Blog

i’ve Figured out what is wrong with LL

she's a Ginger...think about itshe's read haired, freckled, fairskinnedshe's a gingerdirty, slimy ginger rat- this explains why she bombs EVERY MOVIE SHE'S INno one likes gingers (odessa, i dont consi...
Posted by mr terrific on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:39:00 PST

Ye vs Fiddy

my connections got me both albums before anyone else got em, shoulda posted this monday- but whatevadont buy 'Curtis' - its almost as if the bigger fiddy gets the worse his music is... Get Rich or Die...
Posted by mr terrific on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:10:00 PST

my favorite kind of books

    are blank-i like to read, i love going to into bookstores... but i love blank books... i dont like the kind of blank pages you associate with schools, those $1.09 green, blue, red, ...
Posted by mr terrific on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:00:00 PST

My First Review... kinda

Tybeedawg of the blog, Rattlesnake Confusion, said thisTuesday, April 17, 2007 Lucky You... ...i...
Posted by mr terrific on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 06:54:00 PST

how it went down

    these are the events that transpired on june twenty-nineth, two thousand seven. 0330: woke up0345: got to car0409: arrived at Century City0410: see one person inline in front of App...
Posted by mr terrific on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST

denied

i hafta be vague about thingss with this-so sorryive been blacklisted at my old jobany friends i have there, cannot give me any hookups for their jobs shall be forfiethow fucked is that?...
Posted by mr terrific on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

how are you?

big things happening all aroundbig things-parting of ways with Apple--launched my consulting website-kicked out of my place in downtown-bought a 30' yacht-developing very deep feelings for a girl who ...
Posted by mr terrific on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:55:00 PST

Wet Dreams

wet dreams-i believe the men in the little box that wear thier nice suits who try to inform you of the goings on around you, said that this past saturday night was the coldest night on record in los a...
Posted by mr terrific on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:10:00 PST

Hey! heres an idea...

for me to stop using my gym membership as a fat tax- and to actually use it-its not a 'new years resolution'- my resolution was to stop masturbating. ...yeah, that didnt last 15 minutes...so, in true ...
Posted by mr terrific on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST

lyrics to the Masochism Tango

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.You can raise weltsLike nobody else,As we dance to the masochism tango.Let our love be a flame, not an ember,Say...
Posted by mr terrific on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST