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About Me

B-LAKE!!!!
I have many names, call me what you will:
Batman
Snorlax
Blakesaurus
Ironbark
Peter Pan a.k.a. The Pan
Blakus Maximus

If you think of another let me know. I'm open to all names... except princess.
never call me princess.
you won't like me when i'm angry!
I work at the bato bowlo but on my days off I like to go to the muffin shops and look for faces in the tops of muffins. I'm getting pretty good at it too. I just walk in, pick one up and go "There's a face... Next Muffin!"
Sometimes I like to make it harder and look for celebrity faces in the tops of muffins. Takes a little longer ".......There's a face... Next Muffin!"
The trick is to look for some faces that already look like muffins. Thomzy and Drumo for example. They have a muffin quality don't they?
So to sum up I would just like to say a few words:
nitwit, blubber, oddment and tweak

My Interests

Making meat hinges. You know how people normally just glue meat to their faces, well I make a sort-of hinge on the top of the meat so they can lift it up and look around.
I can also attach a piece of string to the meat so instead of lifting they can pull on the string and it lifts by itself. No need to pull the string backup it will just fall by itself. That's the genius part of my meat hinges!
I also like music and hanging out and stuff..

I'd like to meet:

A girl that stops the stars and the world in its turning.
With a smile that stuns the crowd and fuels the heart to burn.
MY FACEBOOK

Music:

Anything really.. as long as it sounds good and isn't gay country shit.
I still love the used I don't care what people think!

Movies:

I'm not going to make a list. Too many to mention. But I love die hard and any good action movie like it.
You know I like to laugh so to get on my good side pop a comdey on.
Me and Matt watched a good one, Sudden Impact, check it out. One of Clint Eastwood's finer roles (he punches a chick square in the face lol.)

Television:

Where to begin? I guess everyone starts off with family guy right? Well I'll be a sheep and start with that too. It's pretty good.
Love IT crowd, futurama, american dad, simpsons, WWE, FRIENDS!!! Love friends! Could I BE anymore of a friends fan?? lol.
Never miss a game of league. Even if I'm working I'm not really working I'm watching footy lol.

Books:

Yeah I'm a mad nerd. Love my fantasy books. Raymond Feist, Sara Douglas - great people who write awesome fantasy books.
Matthew Reilly is the best author ever. Hanging out for his next book. Left me hanging on the last one mate! (lol as if he will ever read this)
Oh and I'm a massive Harry Potter nerd/diehard fan!!! Alahmora! Lumos! Accio Firebolt! haha.

Heroes:

Matthew Reilly. He is who made me want to be a writer.
My dad, SBW, Chandler Bing, Ron Weasley (coz he hooks up with Hermione), John Maclaine, Jim Carrey, Steven Gerrard and Thomzy (coz he has an awesome beard).

My Blog

There once was a man

There once was a man, of which stories were told, About all his adventures, both brave and bold. He travelled the world making history where he went, Not once sharing moments with people he had met. ...
Posted by Blakus on Mon, 19 May 2008 03:26:00 PST

Exhale

Watching our love burning out like a cigaretteJust a few drags to goA fresh breath of you and I hold it in tightBut it kills me inside I'm your cure for cancerThe one to replace your fearsThe one to m...
Posted by Blakus on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST

rambling

My story begins in Nineteen dickety two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty." I chased him down the road but gave up after dickety-six milesi woke up one mornin...
Posted by Blakus on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:11:00 PST

Come Together

Saturday 10/06/066am wake up call.630am - steeley.700am - bus.fuckin bus.fuckin cold weather.fuckin tomato head.fuckin emo chicks opening bus window when its 0 degrees outside!9am - luna park.taking p...
Posted by Blakus on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:34:00 PST

Two evil guys, a monkey and a shitload of icecream! - Part 2

Part 2. Johnny struggled to get back to his feet after he had run headfirst into a giant sign that said TO BE CONTINUED! Who the fuck put that there?! Suddenly a huge boulder fell from high abo...
Posted by Blakus on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:29:00 PST

Two evil guys, a monkey and a shitload of icecream! - Part 1

Its time my writing went beyond what I have been trying to do. Instead of being funny and weird, I have decided to write something that is funny and also very fucking weird! Haha. Enjoy! WARNIN...
Posted by Blakus on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:27:00 PST

Fuck Hamlet!

I think you will like this if you are like me and hate doing Hamlet in year 12.. or you will like it because you love reading Hamlet and like it how it has been transformed into a modern language(whic...
Posted by Blakus on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:56:00 PST

Without the Romeo

Without the Romeo Who am I today? Who am I tomorrow? Am I the man You want me to be? Am I Someone That will be there for you Someone That will stand up for you Someone... Why is it Ever...
Posted by Blakus on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:03:00 PST

9 Things I HATE About Everyone!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toil...
Posted by Blakus on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:47:00 PST

over time.

We have grown apart Over time. Together we travelled Made decisions You took the left I took the right. But there was a third path we couldve taken Together Shared that path Forever. &...
Posted by Blakus on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 01:41:00 PST