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Darth Johnson

About Me

Okay, so I get bored from time to time and take these personality quizzes.. This one is obviously what kind of Sports car I am

I'm a Lamborghini Murcielago!


You're not subtle, but you don't want to be. Fast, loud, and dramatic, you want people to notice you, and then get out of the way. In a world full of sheep, you're a raging bull.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The fruit of the loom guys! Those guys are freaking BANANAS, man! Lady types would definately think I got something on the ball if they see me chillin in some swank bar next to a bunch a grapes, and a big ole apple. Of course, I doubt I would be ordering wine.. I wouldnt want to offend my new friends. Other than that.. maybe Shirley Manson(who was my first crush). The Red Hot Chili Peppers would be another on my list, as they are my favorite band, and quite possibly the best freaking musical group in existence! I would have also liked to have met Buddha, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, and Timothy Leary..but at this point, I doubt that will happen. But really, folks, when I think about it, I think I have already met people who I would want to meet.. you feel me? Like.. my parents, my friends, and lovers. All of the experiences and things I have learned from them have far surpassed anything I could ever read in a book.

My Blog

The soundtrack of my life

So I was at work.. hardly working.   Decided to fill out this cool survey, and suuuuurrrrvey sais.... Opening credits: "Red Rain"-White Stripes Waking up: "Jackass"-Beck Average day: "Pac-Ma...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:40:00 GMT

Up to my ass in alligators.. lets get it on with the alligator haters

So yeah, as many of you know, I was recently diagnosed with crohns disease.  So what does that have to do with today?  Well, I have just finished up working on my monologue for the next show...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:22:00 GMT

Number Conundrum

I dunno man, I got a thing with positive numbers... they freak me out.  Really do a number on me. No pun intended.  I was in wegmans once, tryin to get a rough estimate of wha...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 18:51:00 GMT