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Ralph Fury Master of the Universe

About Me


i'm a smart ass, sarcastic, cynical, warped individual. sorry about that you have to lie on these things most of the time...umm, i'm...well funny in a strange way, i laugh at things that most people wouldn't laugh at, like kids that die everyday from Autoerotic asphyxiation,tisk tisk what a shame anyway, aside from that i'm a hopeless romantic and a true believer, a socialist at heart and a very supportive person, believe it or not i do have a sensitive side. Was attending the wonderful accredited Miami Dade. I'm a mut i'm half Irish and half Cuban. I have lots and lots of pet peeves well more like PSYCHOTIC FUCKING HATREDS! Like people who feel the need to be on the fucking phone and drive at the same time, use your phone for fucking emergencies like if your pants catch fire, and the way people speak, not talking about accents but the words they use.I love to smoke cigars, I smoke almost 4 a day and really don't give a fuck about the consequences and nothing but the best, when i can afford it, nothing gets between me and a well rolled cigar, but now that money is tight i'm bustin' regular choops, i'm at about a pack and a half a day. if you want to talk music, politics, cars, movies, or just where to find a real cuban cigar feel free to IM me at: Ralph Fury if i'm not there just leave a message, i'll get back to you, eventually.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

John Coltrane, Sammy Davis Jr. and the rest of the rat pack, Steve Erwin, i would like to meet Jesus Christ and be like "ha! i knew you were a sand nigger" and then we'd laugh together,and i'f we're talking about catholic icons i wouldn't mind meeting the devil, Richard Prior, already met George Carlin, Dave Attel, Puff Daddy so i can beat him with a blunt object, Skinhead Rob, Fidel Castro(and actually have a conversation with him), Camillo Cienfuego, Comandante en Jefe Ernesto "Che" Guevara de la Serna, and well the other person beside me who is married to the sea, Lars. Also maybe a female that i have shit in common with, just chill, play a little pool watch and critique some porn, ect....

My Blog

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

not die.simple and to the point.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:22:00 GMT

randomness

it is currently 5:52 in the am hours i'm house sitting i thought it would be interesting but i have realized how much i miss my own house and not just my house but my room and my own bed i wouldn't tr...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:00:00 GMT

better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all

That's fucking bullshit think about it id you never loved then you would never have to go through the heartache sleepless nights and horrible depression of comming to the realization that the person y...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:40:00 GMT

The time is almost here, for change?

Well kids it's that time again where "we" the people choose who is gonna fuck us over for the next 4 years. Be aware that one is just as bad as the other they both have flaws because they are both hum...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:13:00 GMT

Amazing Joke

A man walks into a talent agents office and tells him that he has a amazing act the talent agent goes to him i'm a busy man but i'll give you 5 min. THE man smiles and brings in his family he's dresse...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:33:00 GMT

FUCK VOTING!

don't vote screw it. get fucked slowly buy the republicans or get fucked and get a reach around by the democrats you pick go right a head and indulge in your civic duty but I ladys and gents will not...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:33:00 GMT

With friends like these who needs enemies?

you know i have to say i am very let down and ashamed to call the people that have treated me like a running gag for a couple of weeks now my friends. I can understand if i was a piece of shit ok fine...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:11:00 GMT

In response to what happend to "freedom of speech" and all our "freedoms"

now i have said before that we us everyone that is real on myspace doesn't count as part of the upper one percent that makes any decisions or difference in this "great grand beautiful country" this is...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:07:00 GMT

Well that was interesting

ok lets see if i could do this on a somewhat normal basis. TONIGHT! holy shit! ok i thought hang out in front of malcoms house fun but not amazing hey guess what it was a fucking awsome! fireworks, ex...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:47:00 GMT

holy shit!

well boys and girls it's been some time now let me tell you what this sack of crap has been up to. first off most recently i turned 21 thanks to everyone that wished me a good one hopefully there will...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:05:00 GMT