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Captain Badass

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About Me

All that you really need to know is that i am pretty fuckin cool. I am quick with a joke, and i'm hardly ever without something smartass to say, u just dont always hear it. I like to drive around in my truck and raise hell and i also like to hunt but not just go out and slay innocent animals, i promise that they are all badguys. Im full of kick ass stories that are awsomely funny. I'm laied back and relaxed. I like friends, so drop me a line and dont be a stranger, lets go have some fun.
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for %231, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. /table> table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'>
You scored as Tommy Lee. You are Tommy Lee! The Motley Crue bad boy who likes picking fights and wearing pvc and facepaint!.......Although you have the sense to film you supermodel girlfriend suckin you off
Unoin laborer burning up shovel
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

myself in the future.. that would be fuck'n sweet.A Country Boy Can Survive

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My Blog

Die Hard mother fuckers

Die Hard is serrioulsy the greatest fucking movie ever made, say somethign bad about it....................................................... yeah see what i mean u cant think of anything can u its g...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:33:00 GMT

group dates and scooby doo

girls who are all about going on a date with u and bringing like a zillion friends with them.i hate that....and its even worse when they dont tell u before hand its pretty much a guarentee that ur not...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 21:06:00 GMT

a letter to mr emo screamo man

dear mr. emo screamo man/girl/person of unknown gender i was going threw my room today and i found an old goosbumps book...and i began to read.i forgot how phonominal these books actually were.now sin...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:51:00 GMT

IM AN ASSHOLE naa not me the video..ok well me too

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Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 22:02:00 GMT

time for the captian to kick some cougar ass

so my friends and i went camping and uhhh needless to say a fucking mt lion or somehting cat like sounding was just on the other side of this cliff right next to us and we coudl here it moving around ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:43:00 GMT

emo fags

what the fuck is the deal i was like just randomly looking around and i see like fuckin a zillion smokin hot chicks walking around with these fucking emo fags, with the lip rings and the fuckin girlpa...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 15:04:00 GMT

application for awesome-ness

please answer the fallowing, copy paste if u wish and show ur answers or just answer to urself in the privacy of ur own chair. describe urself in one word- do u consider urself funny- do u come a...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 16:41:00 GMT

i'm gonna save the world or at least myslef

Ok so here is one of those repost or bad stuff will happen to u letters. Now dont worry everybody because its on the blog so its safe because it dont count u pansys. But anyway i'm thinking that i'm n...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 11:52:00 GMT

kind of like white castle....but not

SO yeah last night my bud and myself were playing a kickass game of halo online and then i went "ohhh dude" to which he replied what? i could go for some ho-hos right now man. that marshmellowy chocol...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:18:00 GMT

myspace porn

so uhh yeah i was looking at my friend request thing and uhh it was like filled of hoe-bags. there were porn stars (internet and movie) and like total sluts who were like CUM (good one by the way...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 21:59:00 GMT