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Tom

Mostly harmless.

About Me


I like to avoid being serious while typing, so occasionally, somethings I type will be a complete and total fabrication. You can't trust a thing I say after that last sentence. Except that sentence. And that one. And maybe that one. That last one though, that's a lie.
On a more serious note, if you want to contact me or talk to me outside of myspace just ask me for my AIM screenname. I'd rather not type it out here or else all the porno spam might spread from myspace to my screenname:
"Hi my name is Cindy , Stacy , LilWhore4ULOLOLOL, check out my website and download all the viruses that come with it!!!"
No thanks!

My Interests

Computers and computer gaming, baseball (Mets), fishing, music, movies, exercise (More like self-torture that makes you feel better about yourself afterwards like, "Well, I exercised, I feel like a better person now" but while you're doing it you're saying "AHHHH I WANNA STOP"), sleeping, creating a bland and uninteresting myspace profile.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

I'd like to meet:

People that I'd like. And girls, tons of girls, because girls love Star Wars and computers. Huge turn on for them, you can take that to the bank.

Music:

Metal!! If I don't list a band, I don't have a CD of theirs: Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, At the Gates, Blind Guardian, Bruce Dickinson, Chimaira, Dark Tranquillity, Deftones, Demons & Wizards, Devin Townsend Band, Dew-Scented, Entombed, Exodus, Evergrey, Fear Factory, God Forbid, Himsa, Iced Earth, In Flames, Into Eternity, Iron Maiden, Kataklysm, Katatonia, Killswitch Engage, Kreator, Lamb of God, M.O.D., Machine Head, Mastodon, Megadeth, Meshuggah, Metallica, Naglfar, Napalm Death, Nevermore, Nile, Nothingface, Opeth, Pantera, Rage Against the Machine, Raunchy, S.O.D., Sanctuary, Sepultura, Shadows Fall, Skinlab, Slayer, Slipknot, Soilwork, Soulfly, Stone Sour, Strapping Young Lad, Symphony X, System of a Down, Testament, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Haunted, Thine Eyes Bleed, Trivium, Vader, Weird Al.

Movies:

Sci-fi and adventure movies like Star Wars, Indiana Jones etc. Comedies like Anchorman and 40 Year Old Virgin. Action movies, like those good movies Mel Gibson used to make in the 80s and 90s before he lost his mind. Basically cool stuff, none of that sappy emotion crap.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Stargate, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, South Park, Seinfeld, Mr. Bean (got the whole series on DVD), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, SNL (up to around 2001ish or whenever it went to crap), standup comedy.

Books:

Leather bound, only the best for my room which also smells of mahogany.

Heroes:

Robots, Pirates, Ninjas, and Smugglers. I'm almost positive that atleast two of those suggest that I endorse highly illegal activities.

My Blog

I Still Hate the Word Blog

Especially back when it was used in stupid newschannel segments like "Blogsphere."  In fact, a lot of the 24 hour news networks seem to fill their airtime with clueless morons. I like the pirate ...
Posted by Tom the Pirate on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:29:00 PST

I Hate the Word Blog

Blog...sounds like I'm throwing up when I say it.  BLLOOOOOGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!  I'm going to fucking blog all over you.
Posted by Tom the Pirate on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 09:42:00 PST