i like to eat, drink, be merry, breathe fresh air (horse and cow taintings are acceptable), climb up something hard as a rock (like a mountain), and lie down on something soft as brain tissue.
a pleasant someone between the ages of 30 and 50, bald is good (better than baseball caps), fit and fine. non-smoking is a plus, but as an ex-smoker, i won't be one of those non-smoking fascists. OR Helen Mirren, Alexander Hamilton, Howard Hughes, his porn cousin Howard Huge, Margaret Thatcher, Indira Ghandi, Kelly Ripa, Stephnie Weir, Gavin Newsome, Mark Strong, Mayor Scott Long of New Bedford, FDR, Mary Queen of Scots, John Jay, Warren Buffet, Tina Fey, Bob Harper, The Earl of Leicester, Tony Blair, Karch Kirraly, Misty May, Kerrie Walsh, Frida Kahlo, Gertrude Stein, Josephine Baker, Helmut Kohl, Wanda Sykes
i sing in the shower. that's good enough for me.
Cabin Boy, Revenge of the Nerds, My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Elizabeth R, The Apostle, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, Nanny McPhee, Legally Blonde, Grey Gardens, Sunset Boulevard, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, White Oleander, The Lion In Winter, Frances, Monster, Kill Bill, Terms of Endearment
Little People Big World, LA Ink, The News, CNN's Anderson Cooper 360, Human Weapon, Paula Deen, Project Runway, This Old House, Vicar of Dibley, Ugly Betty, Landscape Challenge
corregidora, naked, valley of the dolls, leash, geek love, sewing for dummies, tropic of capricorn, norton anthology of poetry, baby be-bop, white oleander, complete works of dorothy parker, the waste land, a massive swelling, the biography of alexander hamilton, anything in the 1880s to the 1920s when everyone was stupid and happy or at least having sex with people who they barely knew and thought that that alone was a cause for alarm.
we don't need another hero