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Katie

ah bappa down now... wait, was that it?

About Me

i'm a pirate. TEAM PAIN! I have sporatic bouts of facial numbness. I love the ocean but hate saltwater.even numbers scare me, i love vegas, and people who don't suck. I'm always up for some fun and love trying new thigs. i miss all the homies who i haven't seen in it seems like forever.. love you all!!...love me some pico! Gin is my archnemesis, if there is any indication that i have been drinking it, run and hide!! don't write me and tell me i'm hot, you sound like a moron. if i don't know you in real life, i probably won't want to know you here, but roll the dice if you dare...

My Interests

Star gazing and collecting fire ants. also a big fan of illegal fireworks and firewater! traveling, music. fun. friends. love. cats. pickles. mayonaise. laughing. stealth mode with shasta. 2am frisbee( and we wonder why the neighbors hate us!) phone calls. joyce. skipping school. rollercoasters. waterparks ( if only the kids didn't pee so much.. it makes my eyes sting!) vegas. yeah.

I'd like to meet:

Luke Wilson, anyone who will join my pirate cartel and pillage unsuspecting suburban areas across the us. Fuck it, I'm going global!! people who like to laugh, play, people watch,laugh,(lots of laughing!) anyone who is wiling to try to drink more crown than shasta, and live to tell the tale. nice people. people with pet monkeys,Abba, dairy farmers, snake charmers, astronauts, time travelers, Eric Karner, Mona and Steve, Wilma, Ron Burgundy, baxter.

Music:

anything that i can dance to. or not.

Movies:

reservoir dogs, old school, royal tenenbaums, fear and loathing, moulin rouge, spinal tap, godfather, star wars, goodfellas, ANCHORMAN, life aquatic, also really really bad movies, ie: hysterical blindness, showgirls. one of the best worst ever!

Television:

High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman on BBC-(AMAZING!!makes me laugh so hard i almost pee!)footballers wives, history channel, greys anatomy, discovery channel

Books:

where the wild things are, rum diary, one flew over the cuckoos nest. valley of the dolls, anything about pirates.

Heroes:

Anyone who dares to rock the fanny pack. All of my friends for braving the storm. word.