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Sausages for Hostages

About Me


.. ..All the money in the fuckin' world couldn't buy me a second of trust or one ounce of faith in anything you're about, fuck you all.
Things i've done...
Scuba dived a shipwreck
Rappelled down the side of a 150' cliff
Sailed from island to island on a 46' morgan in the Virgin Islands for a week
Jumped out of an airplane
Co-founded a publishing company (Tainted Publications)
Played guitar in a band
Dove off 3 different 30' cliffs - one in CT, one in the VI, and one in NY state
Knuckle Skinner
People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Seventeen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Thirteen
Eyes Gouged: Thirty One
Tongues Cut Off: Ten
Biggest Enemy: Fire Crotch
Get Your HITMAN Name
I ADD FRIENDS THAT:
1. I ALREADY KNOW
2. ARE BANDS I KNOW AND SUPPORT
3. ARE COOL AND ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO KEEP IN TOUCH

i've made some changes 'round here. the quiz is right here , and if you haven't taken it, TAKE IT!!! IT'S WORTH IT! and then Check out the Scoreboard!here are some of my favorite links:
homestarrunner.com
biteycastle.com
perry bible fellowship
rathergood.com
threebrain.com
as you can see, i like animation. i was in a band called Roadhead, and you can listen to a few songs Lethargic Ostriches Assemble ONLY ...the other 2 kinda suck. and finally, go here to listen to WXCI, and make sure you listen on sunday nights 9-midnight for Hard Attack, the original and the best."Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know." - groucho marx

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the guy who invented marshmellos. and gummy bears, i want to meet that guy too. check out Broken Saints . it's an online flash graphic novel. .. .. .. ..>



My Blog

The Dark Knight

nothing short of amazing. it would be a crime to not see this film.
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:48:00 GMT

There were cameras on the prison boat

Ok. So I'm back from my first and most likely last cruise.  I don't know how people can do it more than once in their lifetime.  I felt like some kind of prisoner, or worse - livestock. ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 19:03:00 GMT

just saw dave attell

So yeah, Dave Attell was some good times!  I knew he would be funny, so that wasn't a surprise, but the middle act was. Mike Vecchionne definitely had a good solid act and made me want to hear mo...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:16:00 GMT

ozzfest

Did everyone know that Ozzfest this year is free?  Does everyone know why things are free?  The answer is that normally, something free is something worth not having, such as an Ozzfest tick...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Earl Greyhound. You should read this.

I find it extremely amusing when I go to see Earl Greyhound play a show to a room of people who have never heard them before.  The initial reaction of everybody is the exact same that I had ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 13:19:00 GMT

i'm sick

i started getting sick saturday morning.  it's friday night and i'm still feeling like i'm gonna die.  i can't eat solid food, anything acidic...anything really.  i've been surviving th...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 16:09:00 GMT

HARD ATTACK'S TOP 100 OF 2006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Bleeding Through 2 All Shall Perish 3 Yyrkoon 4 Lamb of God 5 Vader 6 Korpiklani 7 Human Abstract 8 The Acacia Strain 9 Agalloch 10 Kataklysm 11 The Ocean 12 Neuraxis 13 Unearth 14 Zyklon 15 Through...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 16:33:00 GMT

thanks for the idea Duncan!

ever get messages from a random, fake profile? ever get 3 in a row? how about 7?- the following is an email and response to 7 seperate emails from the same fake profile (with 3 different actual p...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:26:00 GMT

Broken Glass in the Mosh Pit

i have no idea how nobody (including myself) left the Psychostick show unscathed.  that's all i think i need to say about the show.  hells yeah
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:24:00 GMT

CMJ and leaving most of the incriminating stuff out

Just like metalfest, every day of cmj has blended into one retarded day in my mind.  Tuesday night to Saturday morning I was drunk far more than I was sober, so everything's basically mashed...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 20:01:00 GMT