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Steinway: Buying An End... er... Legend

Why does it feel like I go to Harvard when I go to Haas?  Ah, that's right& marketing with Robinson and his damned Harvard cases.  Here you go: Steinway:  Buying a Legend Background a...
Posted by Patron on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:18:00 PST

Having trouble with Marketing’s Snapple Case Study?

I'm here to help.  Please don't copy it word for word.  Thanks.Decision and Background: Mike Weinstein, CEO of the now shitty "Crapple," must decide how to keep his job for the next year and...
Posted by Patron on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:39:00 PST

oh Beautiful 25 Year Old Girl

hey guys, read this posting from this girl on Craigslist and response ORIGINAL INQUIRY THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautifu...
Posted by Patron on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:08:00 PST

Spoiled Haas!

Looking for a place to study, I confinscated an empty room at Haas (UC Berkeley), when a young Mexican girl walk in pushing a cart and asked, "Someone order coffee and cookies?"  It was like a sc...
Posted by Patron on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:16:00 PST

Fucken Haasholes!

Its spreading, the disease known as "Haashole."  If you haven't figured it out yet, Haashole is a clever play on words, combining Haas (Berkeley's School of Business) and Asshole.Haasholeness pre...
Posted by Patron on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:44:00 PST

Manliest Movie Ever - Die Hard 4

Holy crap this movie is manly.  I've just grown my fourth testicle, while my other 3 dropped another inch, from watching Bruce Willis kick ass for 2 hours.1.  Predictable PlotPlots are for c...
Posted by Patron on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:36:00 PST

Dear Haas Carpool Buddy:

Dear Haas Carpool Buddy:Let me clarify to you "what went down." I was let out of class 1 hour early on our last day of summer session, so I went drinking with some classmates at Bear Lair, the college...
Posted by Patron on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:59:00 PST