Realization |
I've just realized that I'm old. I DVR Oprah....
Posted by The Missus on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:28:00 PST |
WTF was Oksana Bauil thinking |
I know it was a playboy superbowl party, but wouldn't you wanna look good standing in the same room as playmates. With that said, I would have thought that after all those horrific Olympic getup...
Posted by The Missus on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:30:00 PST |
Check out this event: MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! |
Hosted By: Angelina ColonWhen: Saturday Feb 03, 2007 at 10:30 PMWhere: ONE ON ONE1st ave & 1st Str.New York, NY United StatesDescription:Angelina Colon Click Here To View Event...
Posted by The Missus on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST |
There is a God |
Starbucks has brought back my Cinnamon Dolce Latte.Everything is now right in the world
Posted by The Missus on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:46:00 PST |
Joke of the Day |
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of m...
Posted by The Missus on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:29:00 PST |
In need of a human pillow? |
So I was browsing through the pages of craigslist and came across this:Human Pillow - $100/hour (Midtown East) Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2007-01-04, 2:35PM EST Attractive Woman...
Posted by The Missus on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST |
Life, Circumcision, and the Cannon |
Another glorious rant on Craigslist.... Date: 2006-11-24, 6:53PM PST I want to share this story. I can't make this stuff up. One day at work, I was in the hallway talking to a colleague about c...
Posted by The Missus on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:42:00 PST |
Singles Ad on Craigslist |
I mean, DAMN. Date: 2006-10-10, 7:03PM CDT On a first date: I will not put out, although, upon cessation of said date I will violently rape my Rabbit and envision your hands and mouth all over m...
Posted by The Missus on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:23:00 PST |
Actual Craigslist Ad |
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/233015033.htmlTo the women who work in my office... I hate you Date: 2006-11-10, 4:56PM EST Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I do...
Posted by The Missus on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:08:00 PST |
How to regain control of spooked camel. Very useful here in the Bronx |
These remarkable animals are intelligent and strong, and they possess incredible endurance. They can also be quite fast: some camels can briefly attain speeds up to 40 miles per hour (64 km/h). While ...
Posted by The Missus on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:32:00 PST |
