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Lauren "Lolo"

get your skinny ass behind the bar!

About Me

i am blonde. i am polish. i am intelligent. i am tall. my boyfriend is taller. i like surfing and reading. but not surfing while reading because the pages get all wet and sticky-like. i used to drink a lot. i like my vodka with soda, my whiskey straight up and my beer in a bottle. i dream about a nice glass of riesling on occasion. i serve the masses for a living. i am good at serving the masses for a living. i'm going to vet school. i can't sleep alone unless i'm wicked tired. i am wicked tired right now. i rent movies by the dozen. i like to cook, i like to clean, and i like to lounge. someday i'd like to be able to do all three at the same time. i'll discuss anything you want and probably keep you talking 'til dawn. i make friends everywhere i go, but i only choose to keep a few. my favorite time of the day is snuggle time. i am a fan of music and one particular musician's biggest fan. i like to laugh. i like to sing. especially in the shower.

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My Interests

running over things in my car (pedestrians are 10 pts. unless otherwise stated)

I'd like to meet:

the dalai lama, kelly slater, brandon boyd, john lennon, my parents 30 years ago

Music:



one of the best songs ever written

Movies:

airborne, mallrats, the notebook, the truman show, teenage mutant ninja turtles, the five people you meet in heaven, high fidelity, the war, almost famous, the whole nine yards, a lot like love, love actually, etc...

Television:

saved by the bell, general hospital, dr. phil, grey's anatomy, how i met your mother, that 70's show, friends

Books:

the way of the peaceful warrior, ishmael, how to lose friends and alienate people, dress your family in corduroy and denim, siddhartha, the art of letting go, the lovely bones, the outsiders, a story like the wind, pretty much anything by poe, sedaris, irving, or about john lennon/the beatles

Heroes:

bob ross

marty mcfly

doogie howser, m.d.

My Blog

things i find entertaining

during an episode of dancing with the stars, the camera panned to the audience where two women were standing and clapping. those two women were florence henderson and lisa loeb. THAT was entertaining....
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:17:00 PST

his name was bucky

yesterday i waited on a guy named bucky. he had a southern drawl. and he didn't tip well. i guess you just shouldn't expect much from people named bucky. also yesterday, someone's husband told me i wa...
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:04:00 PST

thinking of future things

so lately i've been in a good mood. not just 'oh something good happened, i'm happy' but just generally feeling content with myself. which is, undoubtedly a good thing. i'd like to think it has someth...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:46:00 PST

lots and lots of money...joe's money

because of a previous deal with the boyfriend, i had to pay rent this month on my own. i was concerned that i wasn't going to make it. however, due to my lovely new job, i have managed to make rent pl...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:22:00 PST

stupid stupid stupid

although the IQ tests disagree, i am a stupid person. i ruin good things for no reason. i'm trying to work on it. sometimes i feel like nothing will ever be enough for me, but i hate that side of me. ...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST

ha ha happy feet

happy feet makes me happy. and the re-release of dirty dancing on the big screen makes me very happy. having a new job where i make money makes me ecstatic. music makes me wanna dance. being in l...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

nice girls finish last...most of the time

i've made a decision. the caring person that i am is being perverted and walked all over again. i'm through giving other people the benefit of the doubt. my close friends and the people who are good t...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

thursday thursday thursday

T minus 27 hours and counting until another fun outing...yay. (btw, that's not supposed to rhyme)
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:49:00 PST

how do you spell procrastinate?

M-Y-S-P-A-C-E. seriously folks, this has to be the biggest time waster in history. although, it's fun and i like it and you can't take it away! i'm supposed to be hanging the rest of the clothes in t...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST

breathing easy

okay, the worst part is over. we have spent the last two days lugging around furniture, cats, and crap, but now we are officially moved in. our apartment is huge, clean, and slowly but surely starting...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST