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About Me

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Gutterball

My Interests

kingdom come / writing songs and stories / drinking white wine out of bell peppers / eating things that make hair EXPLODE out of my chest region / pretending to be human / rejection-loss / traveling by canon / reading as many books as I can / Lazer Eye Beaming the ones who need it (you know who you are) / trying to take control as the life train careens wildy around corners / Long Walks / Murder Death Kill / shaking my fist in the air ruefully / leering at empty space / turning my brain off / the voices who tell me to kick batmans ass / climbing out of the void / I love paying 90% attention to what a person, or people are saying to me, and the other 10% on visualizing myself DUNKING on that, or those FOOLS! / Drinking beer out of a measuring cup / slapping bare bottoms / laughing all the time / trying to find both the bag I keep my mind in, and the apple sauce for my pork chop / talking to strangers / smiling wryly / eating sushi / shower time crooners / people who scream BANANA"S at other people in public settings / Tasmanian Devils / Duck Billed Platypus's / The word persnickety / hanging with the guys below!!!

I'd like to meet:

a person to eat people with -

Music:

Beck /Rolling Stones / Black Star / The Mars Volta / The Roots / Nirvana / They Might Be giants / Mr Bungle / Wu-Tang Clan / The Captain and Taneal / Pink Floyd / Porno for Pyros / Bjork / Yellow Man / Any Irish Drinking Song / lou reed / johny cash / etc...

Movies:

Air bud I-III, Good Burger, Maximum Overdrive, From Justin to Kelly, Cross Roads, Karate Kid III, Over the Top, Howard the Duck, Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder), All of the sexual harrasment movies any employment has ever made me watch -

Television:

Big Foot and Wild Boy - YkY308

Books:

Frank Schatzing "The Swarm" - Dan Simmons - Ilium, Olympos, Gabriel Garcia Marquez - Hundred Years of Solitude - Love in the time of Cholera, Lucifers Hammer, Tom Robbins - Jitterbug Perfume - Still Life with Wood Pecker, Issac Assimov - Foundation Series, E.A. Poe - complete works, any and all of the classic or ancient mythos - homer - virgil - norse poetry, All of the Jane Roberts "Seth" books - Seth Speaks: The Eternal Validity of the Soul etc..., Carlos Castaneda's entire works, Kurt Vonnegut - Breakfast of Champions - Hocus Pocus, Graham Hancock, John Keats, kind of have a weakness for comic books too -

Heroes:

I have this picture of a wierd guy in a helmut eating a 25lb hamburger - He's my hero.

My Blog

atomic brain SPLODE!

At the midway point of the work day named "Yester" - the until then happy if not perfectly copasetic citizens and or denizens of my neural skull community began to battle each other for bra...
Posted by Duke D on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:23:00 PST

whiskey stole my sunshine -

at some point last night when my head was turned, and my attention was elsewhere... whiskey stole my sunshine! that sneaky fuck robbed me and cast my mood into the deepest trench of sour darkness! upo...
Posted by Duke D on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:08:00 PST

electricity

saturday october 25, 2006thunder and Lightning - ehhhhaarrgrrehh-vodka has produced electric results... toby and myself... performing top mind unintentional choreographed water imbibing routines, view...
Posted by Duke D on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST

Bus-rection...

Wednesday June 28th, 2006 - Now... settled into his left front row seat, after climbing aboard the third bus on his daily voyage to work, John realizes against his want or wishes tha...
Posted by Duke D on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:48:00 PST

random journal entry from 2002

"santa monica on a bench sunny day writing in my journal" Can you spare a little change? (motion stops)........ I detract my self from what I was writing look up and and feel dazeda strange stooped ov...
Posted by Duke D on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:22:00 PST

hair did

off to get my hair did ~ anytime somebody say's that they are going to get their something did (hair/nails) i can't seem to stem the laughter ~ for some reason that statement infects me with an i...
Posted by Duke D on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:03:00 PST

Ambrosial Reveries

Finally, a semi artificial sweetener worthy of the gods! SPLENDA I adore you! In fact if the Greek gods exist in any fashion these days they would most assuredly switch out their famed diet of necta...
Posted by Duke D on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:43:00 PST

Robotrantulas

Life in the contemporary world has grown boring. What the planet needs is a new breed of enormous big game predators to stalk the earth anew. Predators, fearsome enough to thin the human herd. Is it m...
Posted by Duke D on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:14:00 PST

take over the world...

Over the past ten years unbeknownst to freinds and family I have been covertly breeding and training an elite super group of anxious death penguins. These emotionaly unstable penguins were raised on a...
Posted by Duke D on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:22:00 PST

Quiesce

~ Quiesce ~ Every one of us a strangemany-laned pathcareening through the rain...Me I'm the same...Sometimes a coffee stained cupheld facing the streetsenamored with "change"...While ot...
Posted by Duke D on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:46:00 PST