(¯'Jayde Ashley'¯)

I have ten sheep.I think its ok to eat animals because they would eat us if they could.I don't think before I do anything.I have the most confusing family tree ever.I'm sure I have goals, I just don't know what they are anymore.I once killed a man for not tying his shoes.I still make prank phone calls.I want to try to sell my first child on ebay just to see what happens.I have a sweet tanning lotion.I laugh at cancer, aids, and dead baby jokes because I'm extremely insensitive.I would like to own a giraffe some day.Pink is my favorite color but I'm not super girly.I go to school at PSU, but only sometimes.I used to play the saxophone but it was wicked heavy.I'm a half-rican so I can say the N word whenever and wherever I want.I think spiders are the most vile things on this planet.I lived in London for a bit when I was a baby but I don't remember so it doesn't count at all.I randomly award myself points.I love owning shoes but I hate wearing them.I would do Angelina Jolie. Twice.I grew up in Lynn and yes I know they what they say about it. Thanks.I like the way snow looks but besides that I think it pretty much blows.Sitting in a seat that is still warm from the person who was there before me makes me feel very uncomfortable.If we have never had any form of human interaction I won't accept you as a myspace friend so don't bother.