"Can I speak to your Manager?" |
So last Wednesday I took Austin out to dinner at Red Lobster. Allow me to interject here how much I HATE Red Lobster. It goes back to a bad experience in the early 80's that I've never gotten over. ... Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:22:00 GMT |
Dinner suggestions by a 5 Year Old |
"Daddy, we should go to Red Lobster. You know, to give them a try. We should spread our business around.""Red Lobster has master chefs that use a grill with a lobster on it. You know, because they ... Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:12:00 GMT |
Apparently he can raise himself |
So, I picked up Austin at school today. He immediately walks up to me, head hanging down and says:"Mommy, I don't deserve T.V. or a movie or even soda today""What happened?""Look in my Bee Book.... Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:36:00 GMT |
Just another reason to love my little man |
6:55 a.m. while walking to the car to go to schoolAustin - "Mommy, I really missed you!" (I've been gone on business for 5 days)Me - "Oh pumpkin, I missed you too!!!"Austin - "Mommy, what I really mis... Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:10:00 GMT |
Mommy, little boys just dont know how to play with their balls! |
Okay, here's the story & so we were in Target and some boys were emptying the ball bin all over the floor. Their parents were ignoring them and the kids were just making a mess. Austin sta... Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT |
High School [Musical] - Through the eyes of a 5 year old |
Austin - "Mommy, I want to stay in my school forever and never go to high school."Mommy - "Why?"Austin - "Because I don't think I'm a good singer and I don't know any songs." Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:44:00 GMT |
Deep Thoughts - by Austin Niec |
2:00 p.m. - (while shopping with Mommy) "Mommy, you can't have this handbag - it's only for pretty girls." (a few moments later in response to my question) - "No Mommy, you're not too pretty rig... Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:34:00 GMT |
All together now ... "Awwwwwwww!" |
So, Austin and I were at dinner last night discussing who knows what when all of the suddend he said "Mommy, you are more beautiful than Valentine's Day and I am the luckiest little boy because I get ... Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 15:59:00 GMT |
Every parent will remember their first time... |
Every parent will remember their first time. Ours was today, May 24, 2008 around 9:00 a.m.:Daddy - "F%K"Austin - "Daddy, what does 'FLOCK' mean?"Daddy - "Oh, I just saw a flock of birds in the s... Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 13:55:00 GMT |
"I know everything in the whole wide world" |
And the winner in the 'a little too confident perhaps" category:While trying to convince Austin that he didn't need milk from the coffee store [a.k.a. Starbucks] because he had just had a large drinka... Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:38:00 GMT |