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About Me



I decided I'd actually write something in my About Me section...because of course you care. I'm Martin, I'm English but living in Dublin and I pretty much rock...

I'm bored of writing about me now....it's taken me three years to even write this much.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

James "Superharp" Cotton! Best harmonica player EVER!!

Elvis Of Course..Though Not Too Soon As I'd Have To Be Dead..

"If God Could Make A Perfect Girl For Me, It Would Be You"

My Blog

More For Sheena!!

Climb onto your neighbour's roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He'll think his house is underwater. Give up smoking by sticking one cigarette from each new pack up a fa...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 06:04:00 GMT

All stole from Viz, man I wish I still had the whole book!!

Useful Hints If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a Jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blocka...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:42:00 GMT

Lindsay Lohan?? Really??

Ok so I have NEVER found myself attracted to Lindsay Lohan, in fact she seems like a complete dick SO what is it about her that I like when she's holding a guitar? As far as I know she doesn't actuall...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:55:00 GMT

Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin: A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.  Demetri Martin: My fa...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 00:24:00 GMT