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sarah

like christmas. but with more glitter.

About Me

haven't you learned anything yet?

My Interests

leaving. staying a while. lap dances.

I'd like to meet:

ya shoulda known by now.

Music:

as long as there's a tick tick followed by that BUMP

Books:

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, and Other Stories.

My Blog

The Four Step Process..

Away from the vegetarianism that was never your idea in the first place: 1. Start adding shake n' bake coating to your tofu. 2. Decide poultry isn't exactly an animal. 3. Recognize that while fish do ...
Posted by sarah on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:41:00 PST

PIGS.

Remember when pork was advertised as the other white meat? That was racist bullshit.
Posted by sarah on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:24:00 PST

A NEW list.

COMMON PHRASES NOT WRITTEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK, FOR A MULTITUDE OF REASONS: Stay Sweet! Keep in Touch! Don't Change!
Posted by sarah on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:50:00 PST