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BAMF Anne L.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in someone's eye.

About Me

The Clash, Rock Revolution

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i have nothing to hide from you people. despite what your mother told you, you are just not that special.

i'm a mess. i can't keep my mouth shut. i am a flaming cunt. i have a strange obsession with the Clash. i love boys in tight pants. i hate coconut. i dislike loud, screamy things. i'm sensitive and i bruise easily. my leg is always itching. i am a proud anarchist. i'm very fond of pirate history and punk rock history. i am the slowest eater on the planet. i don't like going out often, mainly because you're there. i overanalyze everything. i am obsessed with good grammar and spelling. my internal dialogue becomes external quite often. i drink, swear, and smoke too much. i'm very political, so if you don't want to hear it, don't get me started. i'm more bitter and jaded than i should be at 25. i have a nasty habit of pissing people off. i also have a nasty habit of drinking whiskey and punching people. i'm sarcastic. i play guitar and bass, and i sing. i do my hippie solo thing, but i am looking for a punk rock band to rock out with. i am also a lyricist. i adore the simpsons. and i will make you feel stupid at some point. i apologize for this in advance.

My Interests

The Clash, Beer, music, Punk Rock, Pabst Blue Ribbon, fuzzy things, Pirates, being a bitch, pissing other people off, the Simpsons, consuming cheap whiskey in parking lots, pimpin my ho's, fucking the system (ooooh system you're so naughty!), having holes punched through my skin with hollow needles, useless information, skulls, ebay addiction, people who like to use their brains, and cute boys who wear clash t-shirts. especially that last one.

I'd like to meet:

NOT YOU


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Music:

The Clash, Tommy Gun

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Add to My Profile | More VideosThe Clash, '77 punk, oi, classic pop punk, hip hop, 2tone & traditional ska, street punk, outlaw country, rock and roll, funk, traditional irish music, bluegrass, etc. I don't do crust, grindcore, crust, thrash, crust, or anything that remotely has to do with emo or crust punk. i fucking hate that shit.

Movies:

Office Space, Star Wars, Serpico, LOTR, Kill Bill, zombie and horror flix.
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Television:

The Simpsons are the only show on TV

Books:

LOTR, Wheel of Time, Game of Thrones ------geek I have recently become a Chuck Palahniuk fan after reading his newest book "Choke". I liked it even more than "Fight Club". a short list (bearing in mind i studied sociology in college): Teenage Wasteland, Bomb the Suburbs, Carrie, Harry Potter, Pretty in Punk, Cunt, Where White Men Fear to Tread: The Autobiography of Russel Means, the Exorcist, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Hobbit, the Second Front, the Outsiders, Second Shift, and Last Gang in Town

Heroes:

Joe Strummer

Phil Ochs

Emma Goldman

The Midget from Twin Peaks

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My Blog

words of wisdom

Words of  Joe Strummer"When you blame yourself, you learn from it. If you blame someone else, you don't learn nothing, cause hey, it's not your fault, it's his fault, over there.""Yeah, all those...
Posted by BAMF Anne L. on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:52:00 PST

painful

i am very sad today. it seems that everything is falling apart right before my eyes. my job, my friends, my life...everything. i feel a terrible sadness for those who have separated from the ones they...
Posted by BAMF Anne L. on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:10:00 PST

yep, this one is for you.

Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind You open up their hearts And here's what you'll find A few frozen pizzas Some ice cubes with hair A broken Popsicle You don't want to go there Some huma...
Posted by BAMF Anne L. on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST

oh those silly defendants!

case: defendant charged with OWI, takes guilty plea, ends up with suspended sentence of 550 days and a year and a half of probation. (good deal!)problem 1: defendant violates probation by not showing...
Posted by BAMF Anne L. on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

shit talkin' honkeys

what is up with people hating on naptown? and i don't mean people in kansas or somewhere, who have nothing better to do with their lives, i'm talking about people who live here. what gives? personally...
Posted by BAMF Anne L. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

four things

1. i am thinking of moving to canadia or england. and not just in a "wow, im thinking about it" way. no, im applying to get a skilled worker visa for canadia. apparently, in england, it costs around $...
Posted by BAMF Anne L. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:24:00 PST

now will you stop calling me a liberal??

Love Me, I'm A Liberal by Phil Ochs I cried when they shot Medgar Evers Tears ran down my spine I cried when they shot Mr. Kennedy As though I'd lost a father of mine But Malcolm X got what was comin...
Posted by BAMF Anne L. on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:24:00 PST

oh for fuck's sake

i have decided to stop lurking your friends' profiles. know why? because most of them are complete idiots. come on, people. you are all friends of mine!! i wonder how you are capable of hanging out wi...
Posted by BAMF Anne L. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:16:00 PST

Strummerville

Strummerville by Stiff Little Fingers(listen to the song on my profile if you like)You lit a flame in my heart And it is burning still And every time I hear you shout It still gives me a thrill I ...
Posted by BAMF Anne L. on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:39:00 PST

STOP, YOU FOOLS!!!

1. stop inviting me to join your myspace event about the ringtone that adults cannot hear. i AM an adult. so why would i want a ringtone that i can't hear?? end of story.2. stop complaining that you a...
Posted by BAMF Anne L. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:11:00 PST