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Max

ROFL HARRIS

About Me

My name is Max. I am disorganised, forgetful, sarcastic, cynical, un-coordinated and clumsy. On the plus side I have my own hair and teeth.

My Interests

Email/MSN: [email protected]

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a 99 year old heiress to marry and live off the fortune she leaves behind.

Music:

Beastie Boys, Bjork, Bloc Party, Bubba Sparxx, DJ Shadow, Doors, Foo Fighters, Incubus, Kings Of Convenience, Mercury Rev, Muse, OutKast, Prodigy, Pulp, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Underworld. Etc.

Some of my favourite albums..

Movies:

I'd like to say that my DVD collection was full of Oscar winning classics, but it actually consists of Naked Gun, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, Team America etc.

I do like Goodfellas, Some Like it Hot, teh LOTR trilogy, Gladiator, Clerks, Jaws, Monty Python's Life of Brian and Holy Grail films.. and many more that don't spring immediately to mind.

Television:

99% is utter crap.

Books:

Most of what Terry Pratchett has ever written.
Stephen Fry.
Louis De Bernieres - He didn't just write Captain Corelli's Mandolin by the way..
I also read food packets carefully due to a plethora of hypochndriac allergies.

My Blog

Court out

Well..  What a day..It's late at night and I've been up since six.  Myself and my intrepid band of old housemates set out to London at 7.30 (on the mighty Megabus) to go and take our old lan...
Posted by Max on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

My Big Gay Wedding

Well, not a wedding as such, but a reception anyway.  It was good.  Fabulous even.  Lovely lady from work got married today and then had a do at City Hall.  Very posh it was. ...
Posted by Max on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:18:00 PST

Drill me

Hmmm...  I wasn't quite that flirtatious.  The dentist had too firm a jawline and was perhaps a little male for my taste...Anyway.  As my excessive bulletin action stated, I had my teet...
Posted by Max on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:52:00 PST

Wow. Famous family.

Just finished watching Hollyoaks.  Haven't watched it for years and it was cheesy and shite as ever.  However I felt I should watch it today as my cousin has just started in it!  Was ve...
Posted by Max on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:22:00 PST

Little Boys

I know the title of this tale may worry you, but fear not.  It in no way relates to the incident of that primary school and that silly 'restraining order'...Anyway...It came to pass that I was my...
Posted by Max on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:58:00 PST

Balls in my face...

...are something I hate in football.  Obviously no-one likes a pair of balls flying towards them (or maybe some of you do), but it is a risk you take playing football.  It is worse for me th...
Posted by Max on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:26:00 PST

BBQ = Sickness?

I am off to a BBQ tonight.  I have had a couple this summer but I was cooking and so I had my stomach's fate in my own hands.  But what of other people's BBQs?  Is there a high chance I...
Posted by Max on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:35:00 PST

Embarassing records

Going through my old vinyl, I found some old singles I'd forgotten I'd bought.  Didn't remember being so cool...  Any embarassing records in your collection?Confession time.....
Posted by Max on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:16:00 PST

You know what they say about men with big feet...

As the proud owner of large, hobbit-like feet (size 11ish), I am keen to propagate and promote the idea that largeness in this area of the body directly relates to enormity elsewhere.  I wouldn't...
Posted by Max on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:32:00 PST

Stilkl drunk

Thought it might ne fun to write  little meesssage to everyone while still drunk after a night of excesss.can't really  focuss all that well right now ad possibly I should be in bed stilll. ...
Posted by Max on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 12:55:00 PST