Zooch - ProfilesArchive

About Me

36-24-32....oh wait.....no i don't dress in drag ever...seriously i'm a whole lot of man.....you can't touch this bitch

My Interests

PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN POOP

I'd like to meet:

anyone that fits the above description, aside from the man part and the cross dressing part.

Music:

sucks, fuck yous guys

Movies:

are kinda falling out of my life slowly but surely, now i'm able to do lots of fun things like sew and play raquet ball and drive expensive cars far to fast....it is so choice.

Television:

don't have channels, it's weird not knowing the new commercial catch phrases...

Books:

are like god. They're the main reason I'm as cool as i am and that's pretty damn impressive.

Heroes:

anyone who can get drunk as shit and maintain a level of apparent sobriety while kicking their bare-assed friend into a fence where he subsequently smashes his penis and then beats you up in front of a cop.........like me

My Blog

farang

it's amazing how much i've grown to hate douche bag americans over here, especially the hippies. i swear if i had a gun....someone would be eating bullets.
Posted by Zooch on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST

fuck ya'll, all ya'll

ya'll don't like me you can suck me
Posted by Zooch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my roomies

so don't tell anyone but i think i'm falling in love with my roommate. i mean, she's the nicest, prettiest, coolest, most awesome person i've ever met. really. she smells good too. and she has a k...
Posted by Zooch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gay vs. gay

I sometimes get confused as to whether or not I gay or I not gay
Posted by Zooch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

haha

i broke two car windows a couple nights ago, now who can say that i'm a nice guy
Posted by Zooch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST