The Office Space Fax Machine

About Me

Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window. Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed. Samir: Piece of shit.

My Interests

Collecting Hummles

I'd like to meet:

Oscar the Grouch, Dan, The person who invented Miso Soup, Stanley Ipkiss, Raul, Flipper

Music:

Steve Kimock, Galactica, Liquid Tension, Bela Fleck, Matthew Sweet, Incubus, Tom Petty, James W. Hendrix (his middle name isn't W at all), AFI Hanson, Weezer, Billy Idol, Hewy Lewis, White Snake, Pete Townshend, The Cure, Bon Jovi, Stevie Nicks, Joe Walsh, Styx, Queen, Miller, Styx, Beethoven, Kansas, The Eagles, TOM JONES, Paul Simon, Etc.

Movies:

Big Trouble in Little China AND Overboard, both with Kurt Russel

Television:

The Fresh Prince... Salute Your Shorts, Fraggle Rock, Pinwheel, Boy meets world, Today's Special,Gumby, The Smirfs, Gummy Bears, Kids Incorporated, You can't do that on Television, He-Man, Sex and the City?

Books:

101 Fool Proof Ways to Meet Women Online, How to properly fasten your chinstrap, how to build a chinese person

Heroes:

Peter Schilling, Alf, Soleil Moon Frye, anyone that can play the harmonica.