I am 91% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am one of those people that completely wrecks the air everywhere I go. I am bitter, sarcastic, and extremely cynical. That, combined with my lousy attitude, makes for a mixture as toxic as Agent Orange. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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Some of my favorite digs. NOTE: "Crowd Chant" plays at God's House (The Xcel Energy Center) whenever the Wild score a goal and/or win a game. Also, the Queen songs are all from their live performance in 1986 at Wembley Stadium in London, which I consider the one of the greatest live performances of all time.
Some photos of my Iraq experienceObviously, I'm in the Army. I recently wrapped up a year-long tour in Iraq. I can't lay it all out for you right here and right now, so if you have questions about Iraq, or my involvement in it, ask (it's just a formality, I know nobody will, and frankly, I like it that way). I also have an undying obsession with the sport of hockey. I've been playing hockey since before I knew how to read and write, and I don't plan ..ping any time soon. Other than that, I enjoy time with my girlfriend, time with my dad and my brothers, and time with my friends.I guess you could say I'm reasonably easy guy to get along with. I like people.....just not stupid people. Or people without common sense. Or people who use the phrase "you tellin me your shit don't stink?" Someone's shit is a fucking HORRIBLE reference to that person's character, you dumb sons of bitches. Or people who believe that they are more informed on the state of world affairs (especially Iraq) than I am, even though they've never set foot on foreign fucking soil minus fucking Canada or Mexico. Or people who have been driving for years who suddenly have to start again from square one every fucking time it snows. Or people who try to sanitize history (for instance; people trying to make other people believe that people in the Middle East and Africa might actually stop killing each other some day). Or people who try to use their looks or their gender to seduce other people into doing their bidding (don't fucking try that shit on me). Or people who tell me that I need to "open my mind" to other perspectives.....I find it strange that it always seems to be ME opening MY mind to YOUR perspective....and YOU never seem to open YOURS to MINE...or anyone else's. You're a fucking HYPOCRITE. I fucking guarantee you that what you have to say means NOTHING to me.Yeah...if you're not one of the above, we'll get along fine.
Minnesota's Pride on Ice; The Minnesota Wild
April 22, 2003....Northwest Conference Semifinal, Game 7, Overtime....the best moment in Wild history to date.
Our Team: The Minnesota North Stars 1967-1993
I was 4 1/2 years old, but I remember this clearly: The 1990-91 Minnesota North Stars eliminating the Chicago Black Hawks in the 1st round of the playoffs.
The Minnesota Fighting Saints, WHA 1972-1976
The Minnesota Moose, IHL 1994-1996GOALTENDING HEROES AND LEGENDS
I'd like to meet:
Where this deployment has taken me.....
Take the quiz:
What famous hockey player are you?
Patrick Roy
You are the netminding legend Patrick Roy. You excel in many abilities. You are very experienced and you have alot of knowledge. You play smart and you know how to position yourself and cut of angles. You are also superstitious, tricky, and on top of everything your glove is deadly.
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Music:
I enjoy all kinds of music, I enjoy broadening my horizons, but with with the exception of rap and pop, which I don't consider music. My favorite artist is Bob Dylan.
Movies:
I'm opened to pretty much anything, except those man-hating flicks they play on lifetime and oxygen.
Television:
Hockey takes priority 100% of the time. I love the History Channel, the Discovery Channel, Fox, and Adult Swim. If nothing else is on, I'll throw in a movie.
Books:
I read anything that will advance my knowledge of United States and World history, and anything that will expand my knowledge of the sport of hockey. I also read magazines and shit like that when I'm bored.
Heroes:
All of my brothers-in-arms who have fought, bled, and died for the greatest nation the world has ever known; the United States of America.
