About Me

Aye whut that dew? This ya gurl Ms. Deelishis straight from the 818 but livin that 661 life =[ Im 22. No kids. In school. Have a job. Celly..got it
Im juss tryin to do meeh right now... Im 5'10, cute in da face, thyck in da waist, fat in da ass....yeah im great. Ya guh is Puerto Rican, Black, and Samoan! Please don't take the young face as a pass for ya poppycock...I handle mines =]
DONT BELIEVE MEEH CHECK THA FLIXX =]
I honestly ♥ meeh first boiifriend...he helped mold meeh into the mogul I am today.
What makes meeh a mogul?
Well ya gurl is everything a female my age isnt tryin to be...Im motivated, intelligent, powerful, strong...and creative as fuqq! I keeps it one hunnit wit any and everybody thats tryin to be on mah level. I juss love when a bitch thats not on mah level steps up and tries to bring meeh down...Im FABULOUS I aint goin nowhere!
So to all yooh bitches who think your gonna stop meeh...lmao... think again
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My Interests

Let meeh tell yooh about this bitch rii here...I lub meeh some her...Im her Oreo Cakster and shes meeh Everlasting Gobstopper =] But chea...i will fuqqin kill anybody who even fuqqin thinks about hurting her...so tread lightly when fuqqin wit her...u might get blasted lmao (insider)...well mamas i love yooh very much...now say goodbye =]

Dis guh rii here gots meeh heart! Shes my daughter... Yooh fuqq wit her... Mama got her back!!

I'd like to meet:

I juss wanna meet some coo people that are about somethin... oh and course some secksii niggas =]..

Music:

Anythang that can make me get buck...ya dig

Movies:

Mah movie collection goes: Funny onez, Cartoonz, anything wit Ice Cube (mah baby daddy), Da Color Purple (u sho' is ugly!!!!!!), What's Love got to do Wit it? (eat tha cake anna mae)....it goes on but i don't....

Television:

I dun get down on T.v. imma take this opportunity ta shoutout mah peoples as follows: Zeh Zeh: u mah twix an i loooooooooooove u!!! Yum Yum: Pinky Neaga!!!!!! Get that looked at cuz dayum! Baby PL: Sowoop, mah nigga lol jk!, Sexxii D: Nigga imma get tha bottom lip!, Mah Ex-Husband Vicky Poo: Nigga i want child support, alimony, tha house tha car, tha dog, tha kids, nukka i want it all, Aaron: u still mah boy even tho u did me oh so wrong, still got mad love fa u Ricky: I still aint neva scared nukka see me in tha skreets......naw im juss effin witcha, Miss LaLa: Gurl u know I I I Love youuuuuuu lol u liked dem vocals i know!!!!! Ummmm fa all dem dumb bitches (i.e. Anybody who came up out they neck 'bout Maia) kiss mah big fat puerto rican an black ass and suck a dick bitch, thank you that is all. Fa errybody who juss read that an thinks im a cold lil piece ummm u may be right but i dont got time fa hoes ta be tryin ta play me and wit what i got...but imma get outta here.......!~*LiPz*~!

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Posted by dEeLiShIs: bItCh Im Da BoMb LiKe TiCk TiCk♥ on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:41:00 PST

Awwww u a hatuh!!!!!

You know you're living in 2005 when.. ... ...... ............ 1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3) thE reaL reason for not...
Posted by dEeLiShIs: bItCh Im Da BoMb LiKe TiCk TiCk♥ on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:15:00 PST

say what....say huh????

Have you had sex with anyone on your friends list..?1. Swing - yup..2. ::MzCorina:: - yes3.)MissMendieta ~yes4. Dominic`` Yes5. Leslie~ Hate to say it but NO6. ~Kris~ - Yeah :)7. Paul--- yea8. DaSean-...
Posted by dEeLiShIs: bItCh Im Da BoMb LiKe TiCk TiCk♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

U know yo punk ass is from the A.V. if'n.......

(Umm......I'm guessing if you claim to be from Compton, South Central, Watts, or any other over glamorized ghetto in L.A. and swear to God that you are a Blood or Crab from a hood that doesn't even kn...
Posted by dEeLiShIs: bItCh Im Da BoMb LiKe TiCk TiCk♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

916-2179

SAY THIS SLOWLY: Jesus----I----Love----U-----and----I----Need----- U-----repost this with the subject as a phone number within 5 minutes and a miracle will happen tonite.P.S. Do not ignore...
Posted by dEeLiShIs: bItCh Im Da BoMb LiKe TiCk TiCk♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

u know u want me

Face it. We all know that there is at least one person on our Myspace lists that we are attracted to. So lets play the "I WANT YOU" game. The rules are simple...if you are attracted to the person who ...
Posted by dEeLiShIs: bItCh Im Da BoMb LiKe TiCk TiCk♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If u had me alone........

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM, AND I WAS WILLING TO GO ALONG WITH ANYTHING U THOUGHT UP...WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO/WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX, THEN REPOST THIS ON YOUR BULLETIN. YOU MIGHT ...
Posted by dEeLiShIs: bItCh Im Da BoMb LiKe TiCk TiCk♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Shit!!!!

Slut TestSTART with 100% and SUBTRACT 5% for each thing you've done on the list. Then sign the list on the bottom with your percentages, copy, and repost as new bulletin to compare with your friends. ...
Posted by dEeLiShIs: bItCh Im Da BoMb LiKe TiCk TiCk♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

usher dies in car crash.......

USHER DiED iN A CAR ACCiDENT Body: Usher died in a car accident this morning...Body: Body: today on june 28th,2005 usher was in a serious accedent he was pronounced dead at 10:30am this morning for mo...
Posted by dEeLiShIs: bItCh Im Da BoMb LiKe TiCk TiCk♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ummmmmm

Ok what is this madness yall cant speak on the blog thingy about that im not feelin very loved!!!!!!!
Posted by dEeLiShIs: bItCh Im Da BoMb LiKe TiCk TiCk♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST