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About Me

I smell good most of the time. I love doing laundry. Most people think my house is clean. Flossing is rock awsome. I bought some new sock for the first time in about five years. I always think there is something in my eye and lipstick on my teeth. I hang out with old people a lot. My mom is probably cooler then yours. I don't know anything about music. I hope to cure FIV. My husband is cute, like an otter, even cuter cause he likes me. My cats names are Delmar, Porckchop, Pinky and Babbs. When I wear pajamas I look really short. I keep losing my earings from Mexico. I will listen to song until I know the lyrics. My first tape was Green Day's Kerplunk, My first cd was Ace of Base, I still have it somewhere. My eyes are uneven. I'm really good at math. I'm scared of fish. I wish my name was Polly. My little sister is one of my best friends. All of my siblings are taller than me. I have never seen the movie Animal House. I hate pot. I'm going to adopt a little girl from Turkey and dress her in pink everyday. I would like to able to play the banjo. I love chicken. I hate more thing then like. Pay attention to me so I can ignore you and feel cool that I treat my friends like shit. No seriously. Don't try to feed me, I won't like it. And if I do like it, don't tell me what's in it. This layout is from iloveyourspace.com

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

A talking cat who smokes a bubble pipe or rabbit with a wig made out of baby seal fur.

Music:

Really annoying stuff.

Movies:

Pee Wees Big Adventure, Smokey and The Bandit, and The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas are the best movies ever made. Oh and My Nieghbor Totoro.

Television:

I got one.

Books:

I use to read a lot, now I talk a lot.

Heroes:

Mmmaaaaammmmmaaaa Machelle

My Blog

Lack of massive social graces have lead me to this point

For the pass 3 months or so I have had lots of small talk conversations. I don't have anything to offer in way of meaningful chit chat. I'm reverting. I could go camping this weekend with some friends...
Posted by Rabid Rabbit Rescue on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:39:00 PST

I sold my soul for the color lime green

It is a well know fact that I own the color pink, but that wan't enough for me, I needed more. I have been working on a deal to percure the color lime green but all negotiations have been halted. So t...
Posted by Rabid Rabbit Rescue on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:28:00 PST

I dont wanna go to mexico no more more more

Does anyone remember that rhyme hand clap thingy? No. It was something I learned in Texas when I little. I think it might be racist. But that's neither here nor there, I start my journey to Mexico in ...
Posted by Rabid Rabbit Rescue on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:36:00 PST

Grandma thought I was joining a cult

You know those people you see in coffee shops scribbling down clever little sayings or antic-dotes in leather bound journals, I wish I could do that. I fool myself every now and then and carry around ...
Posted by Rabid Rabbit Rescue on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 07:05:00 PST

fuck you body

Maybe I smoke a little to much, and maybe I don't eat well, and maybe just maybe, I like the sauce, but fuck you body! FUCK YOU! I'm sick of you crappin' out on me. I take care of you as well as I tak...
Posted by Rabid Rabbit Rescue on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:57:00 PST

Crying why?

I can't believe this shit made me cry. I had to call my mama....
Posted by Rabid Rabbit Rescue on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:36:00 PST

Watch it

My sass readings are through the fuckin' roof. Now I just need someone to cross me. Unfortunately things are going very well. Strange sentence to your left. I've started hanging out with some new peop...
Posted by Rabid Rabbit Rescue on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:38:00 PST

Where the fuck is Home Alone

Ok now , it's 9 days till Christmas and Home Alone has not come on TV. This is unsatisfactory. I fuckin love Home Alone, it's my favorite Christmas movie EVER! Hold on.....let me check something.........
Posted by Rabid Rabbit Rescue on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:34:00 PST

Hmmmmm

I'm pretty sure I could survive on cottage cheese, peanut butter, beer, tofu and cigarettes. Pretty sure, not sure enough to try though. The fire trucks in Chapel Hill are blue. 5 year old boys everyw...
Posted by Rabid Rabbit Rescue on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 05:05:00 PST

Rhode Island, on my face

I have a zit. It was small and mangable. But I'm me. I stuck a needle in it and messed with and squeezed it. Now it is the smallest state in the union. I've named it Dot. I get a heart moniter tomorro...
Posted by Rabid Rabbit Rescue on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:45:00 PST