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About Me

I am of the opinion that most people don't stop and read this. I am a christian but most of the time I have half naked women wanting to add me. Satan, you bastard, go tempt someone else. I love going to church and reading my bible. Strange huh? But there is so much knowledge in that book it's amazing. I'm a pretty laid back person who loves to laugh even at my own expense-I'm comfortable with that. I was pretty shy before but I'm finally coming out of my shell. A professor I once studied under said "I'm a Big Schmoozer":)I'm a starving artist who's been given a gift and can't wait to share it with others. I'm a certified Forensic Artist (knocking on doors at the moment), a courtroom artist and I also do portraits when commissioned. If you'd like to check out my art you can follow this link and check out my website at David Clark Portraits</a

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

God. Every night he gives us a glimpse of what heaven looks like. People who are funny and like to have a good time. Quirkiness and sarcasm is always a plus too.

Music:

Thievery Corporation, Federico Aubele, Maxwell, ATB, Enigma, Bebe, Blue Nile, Coldplay, Depeche Mode, The Doors, EBTG, Oakenfold, Morrissey, Robert Miles, Sarah McLachlan and Gipsy Kings

Movies:

My all time Top 5 movies would have to be Heat, Thelma and Louise, Il Postino, Memento and The Last of the Mohicans.

Television:

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Brazil Paradise

Books:

The Bible, The Man in the Mirror, Faces Of Evil, Humility and Absolute Surrender, Wild at Heart, Forensic Art and Illustration, Intuition Workout, From Fury to Freedom, Global Warning, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes

Heroes:

God, My pops, Pastor Dave, Pastor Randy, Harold and Kumar

My Blog

Who knew...

...that gardening could be fun. Obviously not me but I know D.R. does(wink) With my mom being in the hospital and me spending time there and doing a lot of praying, I've kinda felt drained but also ru...
Posted by David on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:50:00 PST

Prayer 1 Answered

In April, I could already see three big things coming up in May that I knew would need a lot of prayer. I'm happy to say that God answered one of them. One of the apartments my mom owns had been vacan...
Posted by David on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST

Reminiscing...

Today was nice because my aunts came over to visit my mom. My sis came over too. We had asade with rice, beans and tortillas-yummy! Then we started sippin' the vino and went outside to play dominoes. ...
Posted by David on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:05:00 PST

Fill er up please

Today was the mens conference in Chino Valley and it was awesome. Last years was good but this one took the cake and the timing couldn't have been better! I felt like I was running on empty spiri...
Posted by David on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:15:00 PST

March Mullet Madness!!

I was over at my uncles house earlier playing dominoes and we were listening to jack fm and the dj said this month was March Mullet Madness. I looked at my uncle and said "Did she just say March Mulle...
Posted by David on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:02:00 PST

Missing Belize...

I was driving home on Thursday and I had my Ipod on shuffle when Da'Villes "Always On My Mind" came on. I realized that it was a year ago that day that I was in Belize with my two cousins Carl &a...
Posted by David on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:00:00 PST

The Art Show

Well, it's not until this Sunday but I'm really jazzed about it. This is the first time I'm showing my artwork ever. There's something about putting your artwork out there for others to see...th...
Posted by David on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:59:00 PST

That’s funny...

For the past hour I was writing a blog that detailed this past year and how happy I am for everything that has happened. As I wrote it all these emotions were coming out and I could remember all the i...
Posted by David on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 07:09:00 PST

My Chris Isaak Story

This one was back in 2004 and I was living in Burlingame, which is half hour south of San Francisco. My girlfriend at the time flew up for the weekend. We went into Little Italy for dinner and picked ...
Posted by David on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:29:00 PST

My Gwen Stefani Story

Some of you I've shared this with and others I haven't but way back in '96 I was an art student at Cal State Fullerton and I was taking art classes (naturally). I remember taking a life drawing c...
Posted by David on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:11:00 PST