I'd like to meet:
Jeff Goldblum, Fred Willard, and Adam West.
Music:
The Aquabats!, The Phenomenauts, The Slackers, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Hepcat, The Amazing Royal Crowns, The Sonics, The Specials, They Might Be Giants, The Aggrolites, The Spaceshits, The King Khan and BBQ Show, The Monks, Devo, and most things that Mark Sultan, Jay Reatard, or Greg Cartwright are involved in.
Movies:
Batman: The Movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Better Off Dead, High Fidelity, Cabin Boy, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, UHF, The Sandlot, Pulp Fiction, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, A Hard Day's Night, Reservoir Dogs, Snakes on a Plane
Television:
Home Movies, The Venture Bros., The Office, MythBusters, The Late Show with David Letterman, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Scrubs, Cheers, All in the Family, Leave It to Beaver, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Boy Meets World, The Wonder Years, Get a Life, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Comedians of Comedy
Books:
High Fidelity by Nick Hornby, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, On The Road by Jack Kerouac, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers
Heroes:
We call 'em "grinders" here.