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Mark

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My friends say my horns hold my halo up. I'm sure they're right. I do have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor, but since I suck at writing about myself, drop me a note to say hi and find out more ... or just read the following crap and draw your own conclusions. I am not a jerk or anything. I promise I'm just a raging smartass who is his own biggest source of amusement. :-) I'm a punk at heart though ... still have the Ramones concert battlescars to prove it.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark Adouglas
Birthday: September 21
Birthplace: Canton, Ohio
Current Location: my office
Eye Color: 75% brown & 25% green
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Pennsylvania Dutch, English, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: one left one and one right one
Your Weakness: Inability to make stupid people spontaneously combust with just the power of my mind
Your Fears: hypocritical neo-cons with a lot of power
Your Perfect Pizza: double cheese and veggies, pepperoni sometimes ... Chicago style!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: develop the ability to make stupid people spontaneously combust with just the power of my mind
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "seven inches"
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh dear lord, not again
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: depends what i am doing in the bed
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget
Pepsi or Coke: are those mixers?
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single dates, group sex, good times!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea from a powder or a can just can't be good
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: maybe I'm retarded, but doesn't cappuccino have coffee in it?
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: are you new?
Do you Sing: yes, really loud and way off key
Do you Shower Daily: usually twice a day
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: not any more!
Do you want to get Married: maybe if it was legal
Do you belive in yourself: why, did someone declare me a "god" and forget to tell me?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: ... the REAL question is are YOU attractive enough to be reading MY profile?
Are you a Health Freak: health no, freak yes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: yes, I play a mean set of drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: we've covered this
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nothing illegal
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, do oreos even come in boxes?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: just glancing at my pics will answer that question for ya
Ever been called a Tease: yes, my mom is mean like that
Ever been Beaten up: no, bring it
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: why would I want to do something like die?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a daytime hooker
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: I like the carpet to match the drapes if that is what you're hinting at
Short or Long Hair: definitely short
Height: taller than me (5'8")
Weight: proportionate
Best Clothing Style: anything Ralph Lauren
Number of Drugs I have taken: depends on whether you mean legal or illegal
Number of CDs I own: 400 not counting iPod purchases
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is laid back and doesn't take themselves too seriously is always awesome to meet. Plus, I am always looking for new friends....I wanna meet Shirley Manson because she rocks in every way imaginable....I've already met L7 in Cleveland. They are awesome, but I don't think Suzi dug my polo shirt....and Amy Sedaris because she is funny as hell.

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