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About Me

DRIVEBYSCHIAVO was conceived the bastard love child of Rupert Murdoch and Tipper Gore in the abysmal cave known as the FOX media room. Birthed to the forbidden sounds of a Black Sabbath record skipping backwards, DRIVEBYSCHIAVO pulses with the sarcastic embittered tones of a death row prisoner on suicide watch, while maintaining a moral higher ground stolen from some TV evangelist at some megachurch in southwest Ohio, delivered with a greater intensity and straighter face than Greta Van Sustren could ever hope to achieve, pre or post surgical enhancement. DRIVEBYSCHIAVO is the purple teletubby, and they're coming back for Jerry Falwell. DRIVEBYSCHIAVO is the Avian Scourge, as well as the Tamaflu vaccine (and yes, bird flu killed Terri Schiavo, as well as the Pope, Reagan, the Aruba Girl, and Walt Disney.) DRIVEBYSCHIAVO is black and white and read all over. DRIVEBYSCHIAVO is making love to Bill O'Reilly to a live reading of Ward Churchill's "On the Justice of Roosting Chickens." DRIVEBYSCHIAVO will not be heard on the radio(unless it's pirated,) nor would they miss the opportunity to dance the funeral dirge with Condoleeza Rice at Kenneth Starr's undertaking. But they would play your prom if you asked them.

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Member Since: 05/01/2006
Influences: Sabbath, firearms, Pat Robertson, Frantz Fanon, Gore (the crusader and the genre,) Bird Flu, Freire, Macabre, the Aruba Girl, Mayhem, Terri Schiavo, Eduardo Galeano, 9/11, Death, Rotten.com, Bill O'Reilly, headaches, Old Crow, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Morbid Angel, Hanneman/King, surgical videos, rectology, lumbar punctures, Beherit, The Crown, Anders Bjorler, Django.
Sounds Like: The impassioned moans of Kenneth Lay's orgasm as he's pleasured with a Twin Tower shaped dildo. The throaty whimpering of George W. Bush caught for a moment without his teleprompter. A chainsaw gutsfuck. A thousand chickens being slaughtered and disposed of in medical waste containers, to be buried somewhere in the New York/New Jersey metropolitan area. Martha Stewart Living. Martha Stewart Dying. The lonesome bugle call of a hunting expedition led by Dick Cheney. Terri Schiavo's iron lung. A single well placed shot fired by R Budd Dwyer.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

in communist russia...

wut the fuck is a blog
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 23:45:00 GMT