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I'd like to meet:

Everyone says Oprah. I would like to meet her if she could give me one of those free cars. Maybe someone famous like Julia Roberts. Oh yes, if you mean meet up with..I would like to meet up with my many friends who are scattered across the US. Miami, Arizona, Virginia Beach, California, NYC..jeez!
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.-------------------------------------Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
TEN random things about me
1 I speak dos languages
2 Know cpr
3 Can play crappy guitar
4 I have trivial knowledge of thousands of movies
5 I have been through the PANAMA CANAL more than 10 times
6 I have been bitten by a dog 3 times
7 I believe in astrology
8 I don't like politics
9 My mom is Canadian
10 Sometimes I sound like Bart Simpson
NINE ways to win my heart
1 Make me laugh
2 Be nice to animals (well dogs at least)
3 avoid talking about religion
4 Never say something sexist
5 Put up with my brother
6 Say you have seen all of JR's movies
7 Agree with me...right?
8 Jeez, nine ways...
9 Um, sing with me
EIGHT things I want to do before I die
1 Have kids
2 Sky dive
3 Meet someone really famous..:)
4 Hang in Hollywood
5 Paint in Paris
6 Write a book
7 Forgive
8 Love completely
SEVEN ways to annoy me
1 Lie
2 Ignore me
3 Be late
4 Be lazy
5 Don't return my calls or email
6 Not saying please or thankyou
7 Talking about things you know nothing about
SIX turn ons
1 Sense of Humor
2 Kindness
3 Family oriented (not like a mama's boy)
4 Intelligence
5 Great Laugh
6 and appreciation for me
FIVE things I'm afraid of
1 Someone I care for being in pain
2 Poverty
3 Another Republican in office
5 Never seeing someone I love again
FOUR favorite items in my room
1 My Kareoke Machine
2 My computer
3 My tv
4 My Tivo
THREE things I do every day
1 Watch TV
2 Shower and cleanse
3 God this is pathetic
TWO things i want to do right now
1 Have a cocktail and shoot pool.
2 Dance
One person I want to see right now
1 Tanya

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