and the prognosis is... |
It is horrifying asking your kid what is wrong with them sometimes. At some point, you have to get used to just not taking them at their word about most injuries. I arrived at Mae's school today after...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jun 2010 21:33:00 GMT |
rating system |
There are precisely three things that Mae claims anything smells like these days: jellybeans (good), ketchup and french fries (also good, but not as good as "jellybeans"), and poop. Unfortunately, cer...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jun 2010 21:28:00 GMT |
dullard |
I bet Mae will get really sick of me telling her the original literary or historical endings to Disney movies in a few years. We'll watch The Little Mermaid, and I'll ask her what she thinks about hav...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:03:00 GMT |
funny farewell |
Mae is usually very considerate when it comes to saying goodbye to people. Sometimes I ask her to tell them goodbye, but she often does it on her own and adds in things like "have a nice day!" or "se...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:04:00 GMT |
biting |
Well, clearly I forgot I even had a blog for a few months...oops. Too bad, since Mae seems to be taking this whole talking in sentences thing to the extreme and creating fodder for the most ludicrous...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:15:00 GMT |
bus advice |
If you hate having people scowl at you, avoid all of the following:-sloshing your rain gear in other people's dry laps-calling your family stupid for wanting you to come home for the holidays-wearing ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:38:00 GMT |
man's best friend |
I've noticed that as a rule, men with male dogs tend to over-identify with their pets, to the point of it being somewhat creepy. This plays out in a number of ways, from them refusing to get their do...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:48:00 GMT |
"that's not what I said!" |
Mae is learning new words every day, and often asks about people and things she comes across if she doesn't know the word for them. Sometimes, however, she doesn't get it quite right the first time, ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Oct 2009 10:18:00 GMT |
things no one wants to see |
If there's one thing you can definitely say about Santa Cruz, it's that the residents are pretty shameless. People light joints on the street in broad daylight while standing next to cops, they make ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:03:00 GMT |
the blind driving the blind |
Now I don't normally diss on blind people, since that would be pretty hypocritical, but please do not ever drive a bus if you have forgotten your glasses at home. Also, please share this information ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:25:00 GMT |
