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Simone

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

~1992-2007~
"I have observed that in cat fights the aggressor is almost always the winner. If a cat is getting the worst of a fight, she doesn't hesitate to run, whereas a dog may fight to his stupid death. As my old Jiujitsu instructor said, "If your trick no work, you better run."- Burroughs.
I squatted at ABC NO RIO from '93-95. Hard times, but plenty of rats to hunt and roaches to swat and crunch on.
Don't tell "IDs at the door" Tom, but I'm under 18. ... old enough to rip your liver out and eat it with a side of sardines.
I just found out last week that I'm fuckin diabetic. D-rock will be shooting insulin between my shoulder blades every night around dinner time. I also have Inflammatory Bowel Disease. If that's your fetish, don't get in touch, gross bag. I probably don't like you or your intentional bed-head.
Last night I left D with a headless mouse body at the foot of his bed. xoxo.
Winter 2006 Update: I am blind now, but I see right through you.

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I'd rather be feared than loved.

My Blog

May 22, 2007

Simone the cat died today.  Several of you have known her for a decade or more.  It feels fucked up to relay the news of her death through this medium, but I don't have all your numbers and ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:37:00 GMT

Derik E. Friedman- Part II (the code-in-ing)

2/03- post bloody battle w/Smithers:
Posted by on Mon, 06 Dec 2004 10:24:00 GMT

Crab in Aspic

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Posted by on Wed, 09 Jun 2004 09:45:00 GMT