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Mark

I am here for Friends

About Me

An intellectual giant amongst gods, Mark has spent most of his life repressed by his inability to transfer thought in to pronounceable words. As a compromise he has been blessed with the ability to constantly keep his mind active, usually about the most absurd and random facts, though this does mean that sooner or later he is able to convey what he means in everyday speech. During his “wilderness years” in a remote settlement somewhere west of the England/Wales border, he developed an extensive knowledge of how to fit into a society that shunned the working. This he ominously calls his “time as a student”. What this means, we can only guess, however it appears to involve a vast amount of alcohol, very little money and the ability to become nocturnal instantly. A master of half a language, Mark’s next project is his late twenties and he has also appeared in numerous towns and cities such as Beverley, Pocklington, Hull, York and Bracknell. Mark currently lives at home with his wife Louise and his new cat Spider.
How evil are you?
http://www.myheritage.com

My Interests

Reading gaming films football

I'd like to meet:

any one really. no preference, but no time waters please, and i'm not just here to increase your friends count.also, bands - i can't hear your tracks, i don't have speakers connected, so if you want to add me, don't bother if its just to get your music listened to.

Music:

Avril Lavine Christina Aguilera 2 Pac Eminem D12 50 Cent G-Unit The Game My Chemical Romance Fall Out Boy

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribean Sin City Indiana Jones Trilogy Star Wars (all Films) Pitch Black Anchorman Elf LOTR Harry Potter Donnie Darko Shaun of the Dead

Television:

CSI - all shows The Office Home & Away The Simpsons Holby City Lost Most Haunted Shipwreaked My Name is Earl

Books:

Catcher in the Rye Going Postal Reaper Man Harry Potter Sharpe Series Fatherland anything by Dave Gorman or Danny Wallace

Heroes:

My imaginary friend, Antoinne and ralph Wiggum

My Blog

Beware - The end is nigh! (ranting again)

So on my 26th birthday I am looking forward to a good day, work isn't too stressful for a change, I have organised to go out on Friday so that I can just relax tonight, and during my lunch hour, as al...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:40:00 PST

growing old ungracefully

So I am 26 years old tomorrow. How old is that? I remember clearly thinking how grown up the kids in first year juniors were. That was 17 years ago!   The thing is, next year, I will be old enoug...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:34:00 PST

If you are a band or artist thinking about adding me, you should read this

i am getting a bit sick of all the friend requests i receive from bands. i don't add you for 2 reasons. 1) i access myspace through work. work has no speakers. i cannot hear you! 2) generally any ba...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:20:00 PST

Stag Night!

Just got back from my Stag Do. We all had a laugh, got drunk, saw the most amount of hen parties per square mile. Went to Ascot, nights in Bracknell. My advice? don't go to Bracknell for a night out! ...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST

where is life up to?

well i think this is my first positive blog in a long while! just feeling cheerful and contented and wanted to make a note as proof for the future! went to a mate's wedding at the weekend and got well...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:21:00 PST

Bastard Old People

most are ok, but it just takes one (or in this case two) to spoil it for them all. yesterday in the space of 10 minutes i was pissed off by 2 of the old grave dodgers who couldn't keep quiet. first, w...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:35:00 PST

checkitowt!

check this site out, it made me laugh! http://www.playgroundlaw.com/
Posted by Mark on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:55:00 PST

Bloody Big Brother!

I am forced to watch this rubbish under duress! and yet it's pissing me off. i cannot see why no-one in the house has beaten Pete Burns to a bloody/silicone pulp - if i was in there he would NOT speak...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:32:00 PST