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Mrs. Reyes

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About Me


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.. Hey it's *TAHNEE*...Let's see....hmmm about me...well ummm I always tell the truth...EVEN when I lie...I lovvvve tanning and the feeling of the ocean breeze on my face. Im very bad with my money...I also like doing make up. I'd like to think I am going to be famous. I luv the beach. I say "FOR REALS" and "ugh Im sooo Irritated" far too much. Sometimes I'll start laughing for no reason at all, and wont be able to stop...I don't really pay attention to things. IF I WERE A GUY I'D BE a whore ! I own every season of SEX & THE CITY on dvd except for the 2nd part of the last one....I need the windows to be open in my room at night...I complain far tooooo much. I like getting attention. My feet are Clostrophobic...therefore I must always wear open toed shoes... It takes me forever and a day to get ready sometimes... I can't give directions. I dont know where any streets are here in Porterville...but I know the roads of the beach like the back of my hand...(right Babe?) I hardly show affection, but I love kissing, if I could, i'd kiss everyone. I love being kissed on the back of my neck...I have a lower back tattoo...My boobs can never be big enough...I adore my friends and would be no where without them! We always seem to have fun no matter what. True friends are rare though. I can count my real friends on ONE hand...I cherish them....I want an Impala...I hardly ever add people but you'll get over it eventually...And I don't add bands I don't know or like
My heart belongs to ♥Lawrence♥...
I hate school...but I know later on I will be thankful that I stuck with it. Britney spears fasinates me...I think shes hott...yeah I'm spoiled, but I'm not stuck up...Slutty boys can BEAT It. I don't do DrAmA. Love it or Leave it. I like to sleep with the windows in my room open *especially when its freezing outside during the winter, or burning up crazy Hott in the summer...and covering up with my huge ass Silk Zebra print comforter. "...bLoNdEs TeAsE...BrUnEtTs PlEaSe..." *(but im both Blonde and Brunett ...hmmm?!?!) ..
One day not too far from now...after Im Rich & Famous I would like to own an entire shoe collection from Salvatore Ferragamo.*I have a tendency to laugh at my own jokes, and I freakin spill drinks down the front of my shirt. But hey Its who I am. And I now realize I wouldn't want it any other way.
I wanna move far away from here possibly to Las Vegas eventually...and perhaps attend UNLV (University of Nevada Las Vegas)...Where Id like to major in Criminology...and become a probation officer or parole officer...or maybe work for CPS and help get rid of all these skanky ass Mama's that don't appreciate their kids...But I dunno...so many possibilities.In the mean time I wanna be a professional Makeup Artist. I love makeup and what not. (Mac, Lamcome, Hard Candy, anything from Sephora...) It would be the perfect job for me.
I also graduated from Beauty School for Manicuring...I work at "Beauty Villa" on Main street...Come by and see me sometime...I think Im a pretty bad ass manicurist...I also just graduated from Estes Beauty school...I decided to go back for Hair. So Im really excited about that...and thats about it...

I found the guy that is REAL ! Can LOVE me in both Good times and BAD ! ! ! Has good taste in music, and can make my heart melt when they kiss me....
"...The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do..."
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I got Married this year to my best friend ! ! (10-27-07) I love him so much and am happy to start my life with him....Seriously how many people actually get to marry their best friend ?!?!

My Interests



Vodka. Hott Butts. Butt Dimples. Tattoos. Hott Hair ! Britney Spears *She just gives off so much damn sex appeal. Zebra Print. The sexy color P!NK. Drawing...wanna be painting...Tanning...The Beach...L.A...Hollywood....

Craig David and Johnny Depp. They are fine ass mo' fo's ! ! !

I'd like to meet:



I've already met the love of my life...Lawrence. Hes awesome...I honestly love him so much. *Except when he tells me NO!*

Hes there for me when no one else is...especially when my so called FRIENDS are just "too busy for me..." *hmmm

But after Him of course the one and only Johnny Depp ♥ ... Vin Diesel ♥ ... Nicolas Cage ♥ ... Billy Bob Thorton ♥ ... Angelina Jolie ♥ ... Britney Spears ♥ ... *Lindsay Lohan* ♥... Craig David ♥ ... The Rock ♥ ... DMX ♥ ... Those twin football player guys- whats their names somethin' Barber♥ ?!?! Yeah...we could have a lot of fun...LC♥ from Laguna Beach...Umm Amaya♥ from The Real World Hawaii...Kelly♥ from The Real World New Orleans -*Who by the way married Scott Wolf from Party of five...yeah remember him ?!?!...Ummm Luis Gonzales ♥....yeah....♥Someone who's not afraid to kiss me, soaking wet in the rain.♥ I am EXTREMELY picky...so yeah...
"...Fortunately, I know how to counter it...the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink...the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from a man who did the waking..."
-- My lover,♥ Captain Jack Sparrow♥


"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
-- My lover,♥ Willy Wonka♥



Music:



Anything by Britney*Duh...
Craig David.
Pepper *thanks to Nannon.
Nickelback...
Dmx...
Usher...
3 Doors Down...
Right now Im luvin Ashley Simpson...
I never thought Id like music like that...but I do.
Im in luv with her "Autobiography" CD ! ! !
And I really love Lindsay Lohan.
Because lets just face it....Shes freakin' Sexy.
Shes soooo damn hott
(And she has freckles....*Are you paying attention Nannon ?!?!)
...I also like...Nelly...
50 Cent...
Eminem...
X-Tina...
Ryan Cabera *spelling?!?* cuz hes got a soft sexy voice...
And anything else with a good beat.

Movies:


Gone in 60 Seconds,
Conair,
Gladiator,
Crossroads,
Dirty Dancing,
Grease,
My Cousin Vinny,
Pretty Woman,
Tombstone,
Pirates of the Carribean,
Edward Siccorhands,
Coyote Ugly,
Bad Santa,
Practical Magic,
The Sweetest Thing,
Old School,
Lara Croft I and II,
Finding Nemo,
From Hell,
Wrong Turn,
Charlie's Angels I and II,
XXX,
Windtalkers,
Ocean's Eleven,
Harry Potter I and II,
Sweet Home Alabama,
My big Fat Greek Wedding,
Two Weeks Notice,
Monsters Inc.,
American Beauty,
13 Ghosts,
Joy Ride,
Sleepy Hollow,
The sixth Sense,
Rock Star,
Moulin Rouge,
Americas Sweethearts,
The Mexican,
The Family Man,
The Wedding Planner,
28 Days,
Shakespeare in Love,
Breakfast at Tiffany's,
Unfaithful,
Murder by Numbers,
John Q,
Rules of Attraction,
Pulp Fiction,
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen,
MEAN GIRLS,
Mona Lisa's Smile,
MatchStick Men,
Brother Bear,
8 Mile,
Barber Shop,
Drumline,
Ocean's 11,
The Green Mile,
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
Troy,
Meet the Fockers,
etc...

Television:



♥ SEX & THE CITY!!!
♥Grey's Anatomy
♥Runs House I ♥ lil Russle
♥House
♥Desperate Housewives
♥The Anna Nicole Show-Ha Ha.
Lots of
♥The Real World...
♥The Newlyweds*Dumb Ass...
♥The Ashlee Simpson Show
♥Rich Girls....
♥Laguna Beach...
ANY Battle of the ♥sexes/♥challenges/♥Inferno/♥Gau ntlet/etc...
♥Medical Investgation...
♥CSI: SVU
♥CSI: Miami...
♥CSI: NY...
♥Las Vegas...
and many many more...

Books:



No books...but lots of magazines! Vogue. Cosmopolitan. Allure. Maximum. Etc....

Heroes:



Britney Spears...She'll get better someday !

And this beautiful little girl ! ! !

The Best Effin Flower Girl Ever *Even with a cut up eye...

My Blog

Its my duty...

My Duty as a Female As a female, it is my duty to say one thing and mean another. If you should find out what I mean, I must change what I mean. Then I must use it all against you. I must play...
Posted by Mrs. Reyes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Tattoo.

Okay. So I got my first tattoo on Saturday-December 6, 2003. Let's just say it was a very painfull experience. But hey, don't get me wrong, I love it, and would do it all over again. Just not any t...
Posted by Mrs. Reyes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST