I'd like to meet:
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Im simply complicated
My sense of humor is controversial
I have a complete lack of embarrassment
I laugh, you cringe
I like to drink alot
People tell me that i usually
Act as though i am on hard drugs...
I'm not...
Crack is soft once burnt
I HATE false and pretentious people
They should die slow or something
hopefully they will
If I don't know you i will usually:
- Take the piss
- Make you look small
- Probably tell you i hate you
- See how gullible you are
Once you get over these minor upsets
You will see, that i am actually nice
*COUGH*
I L♥VE to sleep, when i want to
Wake me up = DEATH
Unless you're my chum =]
I am always hungry
Making or buying me food will make me
Hump your leg like a jack russel
You'll get used to it
I hate beggers, just get a fucking life man
Here's a list for the "professional outdoorsmen"
How To Be Anti-Homeless:
- Find a sharp rock & shave
- Wash in the nearest lake
- Go Boots & use the testers
- Steal left shoe from Clarks
- Steal right shoe from Barrats
- Raid Oxfam at midnight for suit
- DO NOT consume alcohol
- Sit & wait until speech is not slurred
- Pretend to be educated
- Someone will give you a job..
If That plan does not work
- Commit Suicide.
I am in the process of giving up smoking
(roll-ups from now on.. ick)
Me.. i love going out, catch me here:
Camden
Edwards
W7 (brapps)
HA0 (papps)
Round House
Any KFC in a 3 mile radius of W7
I Shall Give Oral Pleasure In Exchange For 2 Mini Fillets... (i actually won't, but just gimme the fucking chicken!)
Well Thats ME , you like? (add [email protected]), You Don't? (fuck off)
Caio
Interests
[email protected] because i am random and don't have time to write what i really like doing, don't plan it!
Skateboarding, Rugby, Football, Basketball, Drinking, Taking The Piss Out Of People, Watching Movies & Thats About It Really, Shit I AM Boring.. So SAVE Me
=]
Who I'd (Rather Not) Like To Meet
Everyone's a let down
It just depends on how far down they can go
In every circle of friends there's a whore
The one who flirts
And does a little more
But who's to say?
This is a social scene anyway
And everybody wants to explore the new girl
Caught up in her own hard liquor world
But liquor doesn't exist in my world
But liquor doesn't exist in my world
And if you lie you don't deserve to have friends
If you lie you don't deserve to have them
If you lie you don't deserve to have friends
If you lie..