I'm just a lowly Harvard Grad with a JD/MBA from Michigan. My name is Ari Gold, but people sometimes call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker. And a superstar agent based in LA too.
I work for the likes of director Martin Scorsese; Aaron Sorkin (creator of "The West Wing"); Larry David (co-creator of "Seinfeld" and creator of "Curb Your Enthusiasm"); director John Woo; World Wrestling Entertainment; Conan O'Brien; and actors Michael Douglas, Mark Wahlberg, Vin Diesel, Garry Shandling and Chris Tucker.
I am the real deal, people. You want a statue? You talk to me.
I was formerly an agent for International Creative Management (ICM) and Endeavor before they canned me. BUT I have started my own agency, Miller-Gold (no, not a beer) that is now threatening to become the best in the entertainment industry and a hell of a lot better than ICM. Two very important goals apply-- to make everyone who is in at the ground floor rich, and to burn that motherfucking place to the ground!
That's about all I have to say for now. It's anal sex night at the Gold household. I have to go home and punish my wife.
