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Jesus Cannot Hit A Curveball

Democrats and Republlicans both suck...but not as much as Muslims

About Me

A regular guy who just wants to be left the hell alone. If you want money from me, then don't even think of calling or ringing my bell...'cause I'll fuckin' kill you...

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My Interests

Ripping MASSIVE farts. Farting in public places...like a department store aisle. Just stick and move. The look on someone's face when they walk into a cloud of my post-digestion is priceless. If red dust would come out, my couch would look like Mars.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet nobody.

Music:

Hungarian Hip Hop

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Movies:

COMEDIES: "Wedding Crashers"...ORIGINAL PINK PANTHER MOVIES, not that new Steve Martin hunk o shit..."The Money Pit"..".Mask"...not "THE MASK"...the Jim Carrey flick, but the Rocky Dennis story...."Up Up and Away in My Beautiful Motorized Wheelchair",The Christopher Reeve documentary..."Next Friday"..."Last Thursday"..."The Monday Before"..."Midnight Run"..."Austin Powers"..."The Klumps"..."Philadelphia", one of the funniest movies of all time...OTHER: Godfathers I & II..."Oceans's 11"(both versions)..."Muppets take Manhattan"..."Piggy does Philly"..."Smelly green appendage"(The story of Kermit and Piggy)..."Casablacka"(The Rosa Park story part II), "Sheet of Glass", the story of the Iraq/Iran post nuke drop...

Television:

Usually just Yankees and Knicks games. Older episodes of Family Guy. CNN, MSNBC, FOX News, BBC World News. Discovery channels and Science shit. Hate awards shows. Hate Football...especially college shit.

Books:

"Sailing Down The Chappaquittic"...The Ted Kennedy Story, "I Can See My House From Up Here"...the story of Christ's last few minutes on the cross.

Heroes:

I have NO HEROES. Spider Man is a hunk of shit. Superman is gay. Wonder Woman listens to Melissa Etheridge and watches Ellen....what does that say. God how I hate people. ALL PEOPLE. Fuck Whites, Blacks, Yellow, Brown....oops...I mean Screw European, African American, Asian, Latin American.....If I forgot your ethnicity, then allow me to say now....Go Fuck Yourself. I Hate all you cracka, nigga, gook, spic blooded anything. Will someone get a personality without depending on your shitty race please.

My Blog

Hate

God how I hate things. I've ALWAYS hated Michael Richards. Who gives a shit what that asshole said anyway...he's a fuckin' comic...a bad one anyway. If the mayor, president, anyone with any influence...
Posted by Jesus Cannot Hit A Curveball on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST

Old

In Response to Jen's blog, I echo just about everything except when I do go, I'd like to go out with a bang...Plane crash, Volcano, Submarine accident...things of that nature. I fear getting to old. I...
Posted by Jesus Cannot Hit A Curveball on Thu, 11 May 2006 05:58:00 PST

spring

Ahh. Finally. Spring is gonna...well...spring. It's hard to put into words just how much sucking the winter does, but here goes.... If I see another storm pattern, well below freezing temperatures, s...
Posted by Jesus Cannot Hit A Curveball on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST

Wang

God has lost his fucking mind. This Northeastern weather is rifuckingdiculous. From sixty to thirty in a few hours. He can blow me. I know people are gonna chime in and say its man's fault. We all sa...
Posted by Jesus Cannot Hit A Curveball on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 06:02:00 PST

My First Blog

Wow. My First Blog. So I guess this is just an outlet for a public diary or some shit. I don't believe I can keep it clean or uplifting. All I can say is that people in Bayside suck.
Posted by Jesus Cannot Hit A Curveball on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:21:00 PST