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Professional fire performer, traveling internationally. Poet, songwriter/musician, camera ham, peace davis. i burn things. I make nonlethal household boobytraps. Any ideas, send em to me! I have a brother that farts in tupperware, only to break it out later, and it stays "fresh". I ride a unicycle, and run on kangaroo stilts.Notoriously predictable pisces, completely unpredictable conversationalist.I have imaginary friends who embody all the souls of my deceased pets. They surround me, speak English, personify inanimate objects, and offer advice at crossroads.I have a master list. I hop curbs and climb buildings. I am hesitant to tout my cat-like agility, for fear that the same greater force that provided me with it may try to humble me by removing it temporarily for kicks. Lets just say I can fall amazingly well.