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The Amazing Sideburn Man

America stands for freedom, but if you think you're free, try walking into a deli, and urinating on

About Me

Jag heter Rash, men mina polare kallar mig...Rash. Jag studerar Företagsledning i TMCC för tillfället, och eventuellt vill jag starta ett musik företag. Jag spelar basgitarr, bland annat. Jag älskar även fotboll! Riktig fotboll, inte jävla Amerikansk fotboll! Fotboll som spelas med fötter och man behöver verklig idrottsförmåga, inte som man står omkring och glor på tjockisar tafsa på varandras arslen.
I probably butchered that real nice like. Whatever, I gave it a nice try!
For those of you non Swedish speakers:
So, my name's Rash, but my friends call me... Rash. I'm a student at TMCC and I'm majoring in Business Management. I'm planning ..ing a record label. I play the bass... among other things... yea, if you want to get to know me just let me know. Oh, I absolutely LOOOOOOOOOVE Football. No, not the bastardized American version, the real kind of football where you actually use your feet, so don't call it soccer. Soccer is a horrible word. It's football around me! Something I've forgotten to mention is the fact that I am a complete video game freak. Don't be surprised if I blow someone off to just sit around and play video games all day... of course... I wouldn't do that. They're fun and all, but not as much fun as hanging out with good friends doing absolutely nothing. I am also an anime freak! Fooly Cooly, Bleach, and Black Lagoon are just some of the anime that I like. HA!!! I am also a vegetarian... No need for elaboration. I just am. Leave it alone.

My Interests

Music, Punk rock, and a whole bunch of other crap.

I'd like to meet:

You... maybe... if you've got a sense of humour, like music or videogames or all of the above then I'd love to meet you! Don't be too shy to send me a message!

And her!!!!

And him, so he can tell me how to be a total badass like he is!!!

Music:

I like bands... that play good music!
7 Foot Midget
7 Seconds
800 Octane
Against Me!
Anatomi 71
Angel City Outcasts
Aquabats
Assorted Jelly Beans
Authority Zero
Bad Religion
Bullet Treatment
The Casualties
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Cobra Skulls
Darkest Hour
Dead Kennedys
Dead Milkmen
Dead to Me
Dengesiz Herifler
Dropkick Murphys
Flogging Molly
Gnarls Barkley
The God Awfuls
Goldfinger
Gorillaz
Guttermouth
The Hives
Horse the Band
Jet
Kilink
Leftover Crack
Love Equals Death
Lower Class Brats
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Millencolin
The Mountain Goats
NOFX
The Offspring
Operation Ivy
Pennywise
The Pillows
Pressure Point
Primus
The Process
Propagandhi
Rancid
Reel Big Fish
Rentokiller
Rise Against
Skumdum
Smoke or Fire
The Specials
Stance Punks
Streetlight Manifesto
Strike Anywhere
Suburban Legends
Suicidal Tendencies
This Computer Kills
Thought Riot
Union 13
The Unseen
The Vandals
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Western Addiction

Movies:

Perfect Storm, SLC Punk, Last Samurai, Team America, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Donnie Darko, and Glory Daze.

Television:

Heroes, Scrubs, Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad... and whatever else it is that I like.

Books:

Anything by Dan Brown and David Morell is good. A Series of Unfortunate Events is good. Hitchiker's Guide is fucking amazing!!!

Heroes:

Turban Man, simply put. For those of you who don't know who Turban Man is, he is a super-hero that I made up during my Freshman year of High School. For real though, my heroes are first of all my friends and my teachers, they're the ones who get me through school and all that. My parents and my sister are huge factors in my life too. They push me to be all that I can be, even though I usually put resistance to that push that they give me. I guess it's part of the phase I'm going through right now.... Not really a phase so much as a thing I like to do.
This is Turban Man.
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My Blog

PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK!!!!

I checked my messages today and I got this message entiteled "911": you think its funny to make fun of 911 ??? you look and act like a stupid fucktard . no wonder everyone thinks your a moron ah, pe...
Posted by The Amazing Sideburn Man on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:36:00 PST

Something I need to get off of my chest while my iPod charges at my uncle's house...

So... there's this girl who I can't stop thinking about... she has a boyfriend.  It sucks that I can't get her out of my head.  Just thought I'd share that... damn... I feel like an emo kid....
Posted by The Amazing Sideburn Man on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:17:00 PST

This one goes out t o a special someone.

Thank you for completely blowing me off.Thank you for making me feel like shit.Thank you for letting me know I'm alive.Thank you for letting me know I'm human.Thank you for not even giving me a chance...
Posted by The Amazing Sideburn Man on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST

I'm done with everything!!!

It seems like no matter what I do it always turns out to be a huge waste of time.  When I put in all my effort and I try as hard as I possibly can at something it's always for naught.  And i...
Posted by The Amazing Sideburn Man on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:46:00 PST

Life fucking sucks!!!

    Nothing ever goes right for me!!!  EVER!!!!!!
Posted by The Amazing Sideburn Man on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:59:00 PST

The story of my life...

Why is it that one can feel depressed because of something that happened years ago.  I mean, I thought I was over it...  but apparently I'm not.  I still find myself attached and it hur...
Posted by The Amazing Sideburn Man on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:58:00 PST

My facade

So lately I've been depressed... no, not lately, always.  I just now realized it.  As everyday passes by, I think of new ways for my passing.  Suicidal ideation thay call it.  Thin...
Posted by The Amazing Sideburn Man on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST

Contemplations on American Society...

Today, as I was driving home from school, I was listening to Dead Kennedys album "Give Me Convenience or Give me Death".  I went to Wal*Mart to get some dental hygeine products and it hit me: the...
Posted by The Amazing Sideburn Man on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:42:00 PST

Hehehehehe.... post away bitches!!!

what would you do if I?1. I made a move on u:2. I kissed you:3. I lived next door to you:4. I started smoking:5. I asked you on a date:6. I was hospitalized:7. I ran away from home:8. I got into a fig...
Posted by The Amazing Sideburn Man on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:38:00 PST

PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

Abortionmonth 1Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lull...
Posted by The Amazing Sideburn Man on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 12:27:00 PST