My fantasy dinner table guests would include the Monty Python Team, Clint Eastwood, Sam Peckinpah, Gram Parsons, Walther Matthau, John Bonham, Brian Wilson, Herbie Hancock, Beck, Dennis Leary, Jeff Lynne, Catherine Deneuve, Serge Gainsbourg, Stephane Audran, Hugh Heffner, Francoise Hardy, John Barry, Keith Moon, Jack Nicholson, Sean Penn, Kate Bush, Mr Ben, Marianne Faithfull, Keef, Timothy Leary, Sly Stone, Roman Polanski, Julie Christie, Wily E Coyote, Dr Seuss, Susan George, Donald Sutherland, Andrew Loog Oldham, Mickey Rourke and Jenny Agutter. Would be a splendid eve... with James Mason as head of the table. After a fine meal, we'd have Dusty Springfield backed by the John Barry orchestra for the night's entertainment.