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POPPA PIZZLE

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About Me

Well "ABOUT ME" let me first start off by saying that I really don't like talking about or complimenting myself too often. But since you asked I'm pretty much the most awsomeist DUDE west of the Mississippi. I'm so cool that I can even make up my own words, like say...fantabulous just to describe the extent of my coolness. Actually I do joke around a lot (some would say too much) about things from child bearing to necrophilia and pretty much everything in between. But thats only because life is better when your heads held high. Shitty moments happen but that's precisly just what they have to be, is just moments. Get over it and yourself enough to just be happy. Well now that I've done and gone all after school special on you I can stop typing. Isn't that where your supposed to leave on those things? Make the "viewer" seem all good about themselves so you can possibly leave them wanting more. Just whatever you do don't fuck it up by rambling on and on about how your supposed to leave on things. Well since apparently I am unaware of how to end my "about me" section I guess I'll just stop in the middle a sentence. So what I'll do is try to make another good and valid point about life in general or smoething like that and it will leave you wanting more, right? OK then ahhhhhhhhhhhhh See the thing about Chlamydia is that when you.....

My Interests

Traveling to exotic places such as Bora Bora, Greece, Italy, or pretty much all of Europe is something that interests me very much. I've never been and would like to go. So I am, my goal is to by the end of this summer save up a shit load and do it. If your interested in going let me know, I have not planned shit on this yet but God willing it will happen. Ohh and I'm also interested in participating in that one Asian show most extreme elimination challenge. I think it would be fun.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that won't waste my time and bore me. Ohhh and I'd also like to meet Mchael Fattley the "Lord of the Dance." only becasue his legs flail around him as if not even a part of his body at all. And of course Jesus because as you all should know Jesus and I love you very much.

Music:

Anything and everything that's got a good beat fronted by someone that dosen't come off as retarded (lyrically or vocally).

Movies:

I really don't feel like coming up with a top 10 simply because it would take WAY too long, but I could tell you Dumb and Dumber would hold the #1 spot. So I'll just say that, I'm VERY easy to please ;) but if it's a crappy movie don't make me watch it. I have that Blockbuster movie pass and it's kept me kozy on a lot of lonley nights (tear).

Television:

YES

Books:

If you know books then I am NOT one who can impress you with knowledge or great insite to EPIC novles. But If you don't take the time to sit down and read, well then I'm the guy you want to talk to. I can pretty much prevaricate directly to your face about what books are good and shit like that. Only because I feel smarter then you for reading some. Sure it's only been a few here and there, but it dosen't take away from that fact that I read 'em. Did that come off as a little arrogant? Because I had to dictionary.com prevaricate, if it makes you feel any better.

Heroes:

Ahhh well there is a lot of them out there. But I don't want to give those bastards credit(especially Gandhi, selfish jerk).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patrick Joseph Hernandez
Birthday: 4/8/82
Birthplace: Phoenix
Current Location: AZ
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black
Height: 7'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends
Your Heritage: Irish Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Reef sandles
Your Weakness: Did you just call me fat?
Your Fears: Snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain ole' Pep and Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go on a big Trip
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I really don't use it (OMG I like, can't believe you just asked me that LOL...lmao)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why does God hate me?
Your Best Physical Feature: My left elbow, it's amazing
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Chi-town and new episodes of Saved by the Bell
Pepsi or Coke: Papsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Start off with the single then we can work our way into the group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mothafuckin' Nestea yo
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ohh FUCKIN' Vanilla by far
Cappuccino or Coffee: FUCKIN' whatever works
Do you Swear: NEVER!!!!
Do you Smoke?: Ohh yes I do. I'm a big time stoner.
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: I love to sing
Have you Been in Love: Absolutely that SAIGON WHORE!!! She bit my nose off
Do you want to go to College: been there, but I'd go back
Do you want to get Married: Yup
Do you belive in yourself: Does the Pope love Jesus?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: YES, because my mommy told me so
Are you a Health Freak: not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: a little too much
Do you play an Instrument: does farting on a leather sofa count? I don't even know where that came from
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hi, my name is Pat and I'm an......
In the past month have you Smoked: Only weed, crack, glass, and heroin but really that's it.....i think
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not that I remember (maybe it's because I'm on something?)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Why do you want to go out?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Maybe, I honestly don't remember
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Why is that question on here?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes and I'm now a fan.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only in my head
In the past month have you been Dumped: ON
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does taking a bath with my brother count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only hearts....awwwww snap!!!
Ever been Drunk: SOLD!!!
Ever been called a Tease: YES, I'm a huge tease.
Ever been Beaten up: beaten off
Ever Shoplifted: Yes and I got grounded for 2 weeks in 2nd grade
How do you want to Die: Good old fashioned Rock Hurling
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy, comfortable, and satisfied
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy or Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I lean towards blue
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: don't matter
Height: In between 6'3 and 6'4
Weight: I draw the line at 3 bills
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: 872
Number of CDs I own: Shit load
Number of Piercings: Including my Prince Henry.....0
Number of Tattoos: o
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try not to regret anything but 30 - 40 including some of these answers
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