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Megan

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About Me


Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : Low
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Disorder : High
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low
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I smell like buttercream frosting 85% of the time. My life is awesome.Also, I love nacho cheese. You could put it on bugs, and I would eat them, but please don't. I don't want to be known as the freaky girl who loves nacho bugs.
You're Brigitte Bardot!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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You Are A Lily
You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist.
People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you.
You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words.
Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?t
Your Style is 1950s
High heels, pretty dresses, classic makeup...
You're a feminine beauty who knows how to play up her assets! What Decade Matches Your Style?

My Interests

my fluffy-soft bed, words, words, words, saving the world, forensic science, am simultaneously terrified of and adore babies, my friends and their oddities, collecting quotes (more words...), my pretty pretty compact OED, having a job to complain about again, cooking delicious gourmet Megan-original meals, raising my Sim empire, eating things that are bad for me, honestly just words I read EVERYTHING even the back of the Kleenex box or the side of a water bottle...it's kind of a sickness actually...

I'd like to meet:

Ben Franklin because he said this, "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security would deserve neither and lose both", and because, you know, he was a character all those air-baths and French whores and whatnot.My younger self. Would I recognize her? Fascinatingly emo.Alton Brown: He rocks the food science hardcore.Isabel Allende: What a mind for smutty/beautiful stories.The Shins: So I can write songs with them.

Music:

The Wallflowers, Bright Eyes, U2, Elliott Smith, Tom Petty, James Taylor, Iron and Wine, Coldplay, Anna Nalick, Simon and Garfunkel, Jack Johnson, Sheryl Crow, Tori Amos, The Beatles, The Police, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Eisley, The Shins...it goes on, but I imagine you're already gagging at the Coldplay and Death Cab

Movies:

"When Harry Met Sally", "The Princess Bride", the Lord of the Rings trilogy, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Rear Window" (any Hitchcock actually), "Gone With the Wind", "The Long Hot Summer", "I Heart Huckabees", "Garden State", "Lost in Translation", "The Joy Luck Club", "Casablanca", "A Philadelphia Story" (the original), "Monsters, Inc.", "Saved!", "Mean Girls", "Napoleon Dynamite", "Serenity", one of the best movies based on a show canceled by Fox ever made (ok I couldn't name any others...), "My Favorite Wife" (well I'll watch just about anything with Cary Grant in it, even the numbingly boring Cole Porter biopic, "Night and Day")

Television:

"CSI", "Gilmore Girls", "CSI: NY", "House", "Passions" (heehee yes I'm a dork), "Law and Order: SVU", "My Name is Earl", "The Office" (either version and yes I know this is sacrilege...but the American version is good in its own way) "Firefly", one of the best shows ever to be canceled by Fox. "Arrested Development", about to be the second best show ever canceled by Fox...Your results:
You are Inara Serra (Companion) Inara Serra (Companion) 80% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 70% Wash (Ship Pilot) 65% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60% River (Stowaway) 50% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 45% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 30% Alliance 20% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 10% A Reaver (Cannibal) 5% More than just a high paid escort.
A companion is well educated,
sophisticated and knows well
how to comfort others.
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character are you?" quiz...
You Are Most Like Charlotte!
You are the ultimate romantic idealist
You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love.
If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever.
And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you.
Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)?
Could be very serious - if you play your cards right! Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?

Books:

Too many to count!!! Writers are easier: Isabel Allende, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jane Austen, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Agatha Christie, Margaret Mitchell, Orson Scott Card, Sylvia Plath, Pablo Neruda, Isaac Bashevis Singer, Edith Wharton, Angela Carter, Tolstoy, Flaubert, Kate Chopin, Dorothy Parker, hmm...loved Franny and Zooey but generally hate Salinger so the writer thing doesn't work there...I could go on and on...
You are Lizzie! Intelligent, sensible, and
practical, but somewhat prone to hasty
judgement.

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Heroes:

People who help others without ulterior motives and without considering their own needs/desires.Also, my sisters, because watching them become adults is amazing. I can't believe they've turned out as well as they have considering all the torture I put them through haha.

My Blog

Substance Abuse Part 2

It's official. I am a coffee addict. Not a "cup in the morning to get me going" kind of coffee drinker, but a "Jesus, I can't even work the coffeemaker without a cup of coffee in me" kind of coffee dr...
Posted by Megan on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:45:00 PST

sad

I miss California.
Posted by Megan on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:20:00 PST

Bye bye y'all!

Well, we're off to Tennessee on Saturday. We'll be in Salt Lake City Saturday night, scenic North Platte, Nebraska on Sunday night, St. Louis, Missouri on Monday night, and Tuesday we'll be in Knoxvil...
Posted by Megan on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:00:00 PST

Stole this from Amy, thanks!

Sorry, this isn't here to offend anyone, just found this guy so amusing. These are many issues about which I used to question my youth pastor, maybe Dr. Laura can help where Mike failed ;)?   Dr....
Posted by Megan on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:42:00 PST

We're buying a house!!!

Hurrah! We went to Knoxville this past weekend and looked at about a billion houses, some of them great houses in terrible neighborhoods, some of them terrible houses in great neighborhoods, some...
Posted by Megan on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:17:00 PST

Hey y'all!

Yup y'all we're movin' to Tennessee. Somewhere around the end of July we will be Southerners, and all those hours spent reading and re-reading Gone with the Wind will have finally paid off as cultural...
Posted by Megan on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:12:00 PST

Rip van Winkle Awakes

Sorry for the cheesy title, but that's what I feel like. I've been in some kind of limbo or coma since I graduated from college. I haven't been progressing forward, I haven't even been doing a lot of ...
Posted by Megan on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST

Hooray!

I just got a job at the Registrar's office on campus, hooray!!! It will be mostly clerical work, 8-12 M-F, and runs through the end of June, which is perfect since we'll be moving in July or August. Y...
Posted by Megan on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:13:00 PST

Grrr Arrggh

My desktop is a corpse, a sad shell of its former glossy, zippy self. It used to take me anywhere I wanted to go. It remembered everything I typed to it, and could recall my brightest academic moments...
Posted by Megan on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

He is my father, after all

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Megan on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST