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Schwartz

I live my life a 1/4 barrel at a time

About Me

The more ink I get, the less I have to worry about ever gettin' tan!!
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


55%

Jason Voorhees


55%

Freddy Krueger


50%

Leatherface


40%

Jigsaw


40%

Captain Spaulding


40%

Michael Myers


35%

Hannibal Lecter


30%

Candyman


30%

Buffalo Bill


15%
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My Interests

Bowling, golf, tattoos, my car, my motorcycle, mass quantities of alcohol, Marlboro cigs, dive bars, good music, and good friends.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who loves the finer things in life...tattoos, alcohol, cigarettes, loud music, and fast motorcycles.

Music:

Primus, Iron Maiden, Elvis, Slipknot, Kittie, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Motorhead, Pantera, The Clash, Johnny Cash, 80's Alternative, Slayer, Babes in Toyland, Cake, The Ramones, Social D, The Cult, SOD, Mushroomhead, Leonard Cohen, OTEP, Tiger Army, The Pixies, I could keep goin', but these are just some of my favs. No need to make an extensive list.

Movies:

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Holy Grail, Pump Up the Volume, Strangeland, New Jack City, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Old School Porn, any Kevin Smith movie

Television:

Should be used to watch movies or play video games.

Books:

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Heroes:

Ron Jeremy, Les Claypool, & my g/f...she amazes me

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My Blog

go away.....

Go away winter, I've had enough already.  It's time to get the boys together and ride somewhere for a good old Wisconsin fish fry!!!
Posted by Schwartz on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:48:00 PST

It's strange

It's strange how something I was scared to do has become something I'm excited about the most.
Posted by Schwartz on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:53:00 PST

Out on a limb

Right now I have no problems at all with my cell phone.  Yet I just ordered a new RAZR from Verizon.  It was free, so I figured "why not?".  I just hope I like it.  A couple of my ...
Posted by Schwartz on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:56:00 PST

ugggh.......

Well once again, I can't seem to get tired and go to bed like a good little boy should.  Maybe a cocktail might help??  Hmm......I'm gonna hafta tap into the gin that Jesse gave me about 2 y...
Posted by Schwartz on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:03:00 PST