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Dannyboy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I HAVE VERY FEW COMMUNICABLE DISEASES AND I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS. ( No seriously, I ALWAYS wash my hands. I'm obsessive compulsive. I wash them like thirty times a day. It's a real problem.)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone with very FEW communicable diseases and a good sense of humor about the diseases they do have.

My Blog

It came from the blog

Deep in the night, the blog is aliveIt creeps and it crawls in the dark where it thrives
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:25:00 GMT

Helpful Hints for the Drunk Driver

Helpful Hints for the Successful Execution of Drunk Driving:1)     First and foremost, you will want to drive as fast as possible to make it to your destination.  The longer y...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:22:00 GMT

The Long Awaited, Highly Anticipated Third Installment of the Walmart Greeter Saga!!

                As I gazed up into the eyes of this guardian of good value, how I longed to corner her for myself. Thusly I mi...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:45:00 GMT

The Final Solution (No relation to the Nazis systematic anihalation of the Jews)

                I can no longer hide behind a shroud of silence! The time has come for me to "cowboy up", as they say, and take som...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:17:00 GMT

NEW BLOG BITCHES!!

"Welcome!": The story of one boy's dream to be a Wal-mart Greeter. {Part I.} Category:       Part I. "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes While Your ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:14:00 GMT

"Welcome!": The story of one boys dream to be a Wal-mart Greeter. {Part II.}

Part II. "Dreams Left Unlived are Like Gas Station Bathrooms- Without A Key, You Just Wind Up Pissing on the Wall Behind the Building, Which is Usually About the Time the Police Officer Asks You to "P...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:11:00 GMT

The Final Solution (No relation to the Nazi’s systematic anihalation of the Jews)

         I can no longer hide behind a shroud of silence! The time has come for me to "cowboy up", as they say, and take some responsibility for my actions, or ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:08:00 GMT

Official Notification of Delay of Entry Concerning Forthcoming Literary Endeavor

I regret to inform my readership of 2.6 that the "Wal-mart" piece is still under construction.  Please refrain from judgement until completion which should be no later than the 22nd of this month...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:05:00 GMT

"Welcome!": The story of one boy's dream to be a Wal-mart Greeter. {Part I.}

      Part I. "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes While Your Soul is Busy Looking at Porn on the Internet"     &nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:52:00 GMT

"Rhode Tripping" or "What Happened in Rhode Island"

The following entry is based on true events. The names of those involved have not been changed to protect the innocent. No one is innocent.           So I ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:19:00 GMT